Win a Qantas Trinket celebrating the QF/EK partnership

[JohnM]

Lindsay, maaate*, don't let on but we've secretly been collecting TonyHancock's used pure iridium for the last ten years and we now have enough for Steve Purvinas and the boys to have generously milled it during their smokos into this beautiful trinket.

 

[elbarto]

"And this is Gina Reinharts unsuccessful audition for Celebrity Splash"

 

[JohnM]

Alan, maaate*, there I told you: they ARE getting bacon for breakfast on QF94.

 

[samh004]

I was going to make a spreadsheet joke, but I see that's been done already

Note to self, this was a bad idea, its going to be too hard to pick a winner, should have got more freebies, arrgghh!

As for prizes and entries, perhaps Red Roo might be interested in providing some extra prizes

 

[TonyHancock]

"Now would you look at that? .....and drron actually plays golf in those shorts?"

 

[JohnM]

Lindsay, maaate*, I told you it was a mistake to run this competition now. See here with my inside knowledge: JohnM is going to be in the Amazon and the Galapagos all of May travelling on a juicy JASA PER-SCL-PER and he'll be out of internet range almost all that time. You could have easily shut him up by waiting a few weeks, but just like Princess Fiona, TonyHancock, JohnK and Markis10, you never listen!

 

[Red Roo]

As for prizes and entries, perhaps Red Roo might be interested in providing some extra prizes

It certainly makes for a great read. Some very creative thinkers online tonight.

 

[JohnM]

Lindsay, maaate*, well, stuff me, that clown JohnM did make 20 posts on this thread like Greggsy said. Pay up!

 

[JessicaTam]

It certainly makes for a great read. Some very creative thinkers online tonight.

Not a bad entry, but I don't think you're eligible!

 

[JohnM]

MODS: This is NOT an entry. Please exclude me from consideration for the trinket. I got on a roll and I've had my fun and met the Greggsy target (well, sort of - he said 20+, but 20 will do). For the record, my favourite is post #50 by SYDNEYAIRPORTRIPOFF. Surf should be up tomorrow, so I'm out of here and this still leaves plenty of time for lots of other entries! This whole QF/EK thing over the last week has been an absolute hoot. Thanks to all the leading members of the cast: AJ, aka the creepy CEO, Bossreggie, who I'm sure we all hope is feeling better, Lindsay Wilson, aka the fall guy, Markis10 for stunning everyone by holding an empty glass, Princess Fiona for stunning everyone by not putting in an appearance for once, TonyHancock for almost being lost for words and RedRoo for being receptive to enhancement! 'Night all! Please, no curtain calls .

 

[lauriel]

Did you see my friend request from Geoff D on Facebook?

 

[medhead]

Well, I use dictionary.com and then just type in e-n-h-a-n-c-e-m-e-n-t and there, do you see what I mean?

 

[Greggsy]

"Here's why we call it the Orange Cancer"

 

[mella2007]

Oh....I see you're the poster behind the Amstaff issues.....

 

[zainman]

LW: "and This is what we call a 777.. " , Alan Joyce: "Mmmmmmmm...."

 

[Stoopidsteve]

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LW: Heres my prototype. If you take out seat back VOD and charge them to hire these little entertainment units, QFi will be enhanced and profitable in no time. Apparently all the fast growing airlines are doing it.

 

[ozbeachbabe]

"Alan can you do me a favour? I bought this great new alarm clock at the mall and I reckon you'll probably get it back home easier than I can."

But Tony is it a mosque clock?

 

[macrop]

"Here you go mate, this is how that Passbook 'thing' works. But seriously though, does my fellow Mod honestly remind you of a character from Angry Birds?"

 

[macrop]

"Here's my current favourite album that I downloaded recently. The best of Celine Dion. So I hear you're a fan too?"

 

[macrop]

"Before I show you this mate...just remember - what happens in Dubai - stays in Dubai"