Win a Qantas Trinket celebrating the QF/EK partnership

[JessicaTam]

Lindsay maaate*, grounding the airline is just one click away.

* this is an asterisk.

 

[flyingfan]

"Let me show you this really cool app Lindsay. Tap this button to ground the airline globally. This one alters fare buckets for JASAs. And my favourite, this one ends anytime access. I call it... iEnhance."


OR


"That's a very respectable Angry Birds score Lindsay. But if I could just have my phone back for a sec - I need to call Velocity again to allocate my seat..."

 

[Ansett]

Ahhhhhhh thats what John Borgetti looks like

 

[elbarto]

And in just six weeks I've built an airline on pocket planes that five times the size of Qantas. I mean, how hard can running an airline be?

 

[Stoopidsteve]

Man in black in background: "I am so proud of Agent Wilson. The upgrade and final activation of Joyce-bot will be complete with that click. Soon the entire global aviation industry will be MIIIIIIIIINE. Mwahahahahahaahahahahhah"

 

[Conrad_S]

"Yes once you install our new QANTAS app I can turn your camera on just by pressing this button. It should really liven up the board meetings"

 

[Paddy55]

"And if you press this button here all those dipsticks complaining about halal meals will be offloaded to Virgin"

 

[Paddy55]

"... no, no, no... you're not making any money on these cheep JASA's and FASA's at all... "

 

[Paddy55]

" yeah, I told you he was wearing a Boeing Shirt coming here" :shock:

 

[Ansett]

Look Alan a Boeing 777 in Qantas Livery

 

[mannej]

Look Alan - this will be the look on BossReggie's face when he has realised you sent Nancy Bird over to send us home tomorrow!

 

[vitagen]

Alan, why was I not chosen for a DSC promotion? You see this AFF thread here, everyone else got one!

 

[flyingfan]

"Is someone taking a photo of us? Gee I hope it doesn't end up as a captioning competition on some board..."

 

[Grogan]

So as you can see we have your family... If you ever want to see them again You will have to meet the following list of demands 1. Priority Boarding 2...etc

 

[Paddy55]

"No, seriously Allan, we do fly over Perth on the way to Dubai... why not stop there once or twice a week to pick up some sand gropers... it will reduce some of the threads here on AFF too!"

 

[TonyHancock]

"You're with me aren't you Lindsay? The A380 looks fabulous in Jetstar Livery."

 

[TravelingSmithy]

Did you see Sir Richard Branson hiding in the sand hills....he & Brett Godfrey are so pi.... off you got EK !!!

 

[Greggsy]

"You're with me aren't you Lindsay? The A380 looks fabulous in Jetstar Livery."

Don't you mean the Ay-tree-Aytee.

 

[petercr]

' Alan, look at this map from 1974 - it's proof that QF1 -CAN- go via Perth...' (from memory of my trip to LHR all those years ago)

 

[codash1099]

Look Alan. 787s for immediate delivery. Batteries not included.