Win a Qantas Trinket celebrating the QF/EK partnership

[Deleted member]

.......and then you go back via karatha , do a stop over in Townsville then Darwin via brisbane and bingo. Plat status run in 2 days.

 

[medhead]

Has there been a deletion or one of mine didn't post properly? - not an entry BTW.

 

[medhead]

"Ok, here's JohnK's flights for the next 3 months. I'll send them to your email and you can make sure they're on time."


-- mods always working for AFF members.

 

[amaroo]

Fess up Alan - we know you are either Mal Ware or Wilco......which one is it?

 

[TonyHancock]

"Now Alan, it is always prudent to plan for the future, have you thought about income protection just in case the Emirates deal doesn't go quite to plan? I can arrange a lovely little policy for as little as a dollar a day."

 

[grussellt]

"Apparently this is OK in Paris but banned in Dubai"

 

[scaredeycat]

LW: "Using this itinerary that Markis10 suggests, we can get you P1 status in just a few days".
AJ: "Is dat so? But I'm b*ggerered if I'm going to Townsville 6 times in 2 days!"

 

[BindiBratz]

Selfies is a great idea Al, but this time I’ll take it as my arms are longer . . . a bit too close and up our noses is NOT a good look..!!!

 

[dfcatch]

Yes, I know you thought you were booking business class, but if you look closely it says here "Your flight from Dubai to Sydney will be in Economy" .

Alan, yes I know you thought you were booking First Class on Qantas, but if you look closely it says here "Your connecting flight is in Economy on Jetstar"....... I guess you remember how to transfer to the Jetstar terminal yourself?

 

[dfcatch]

Alan,

Markis10 and I can't quite figure out what John Borghetti and Richard Branson are doing with that monkey...... Are you familiar with that position?

 

[Pushka]

No Alan, you can't have the middle seat. That's my WP shadow.

 

[anat0l]

"See this list, Alan? That's our AFF member base who are QF WPs. Every time you give Jetstar a route, one of them disappears."

 

[medhead]

"See if you swap that one over to CBR and bring this one into MEL you can make CNS an all Jetstar port."

 

[amaroo]

Alan, why was I sitting in PE when expertflyer was showing free seats in J & F ???

 

[docjames]

"And if you look closely Alan, you can see exactly how to "enhance" your Amex rewards points using a BP fuel card....."

 

[petercr]

Look at this auction on eBay AJ, it's closing soon - should I bid on it? The title says it's the last piece of bacon to travel from SIN to LHR on QF...

 

[medhead]

"See, cat food and taco seasoning really will put you on the fast track for a First class seat"

 

[dfcatch]

"See if you swap that one over to CBR and bring this one into MEL you can make CNS and all Jetstar port."

John Borghetti has announced an aircraft in your honour to thank you for gifting Virgin exclusive rights to CNS

 

[Mal]

This is not an entry, but Lindsay will get the joke.

Yes I have met you before at the p1 launch, but unfortunately our photographer had shakey hands. Here's the fuzzy truth.

PS. I did spot them in one of the photos from your time away!

 

[JessicaTam]

Less than 12 hours to go! This thread has been a very entertaining read, with some real 'laugh out loud' comments!
(And no, that bit was not an entry).

"Alan maaate~, look at the sort of stuff people write about you"!
(but that was).

~ This used to be an asterisk