A bit of humour

[whatmeworry]

Meanwhile at the Chunnel.

 

[codash1099]

Another view



Edit: Apologies. I have just seen this posted in another thread.

 

[drron]

Holidays.

[video=youtube_share;7hhDcOvpsXs]https://youtu.be/7hhDcOvpsXs[/video]

 

[drron]

And this is still true today.supermarkets.

[video=youtube_share;eHDow8zywaI]https://youtu.be/eHDow8zywaI[/video]

 

[drron]

And one for all of AFF.

[video=youtube_share;yBca1ixoEbg]https://youtu.be/yBca1ixoEbg[/video]

 

[JessicaTam]

Thanks drron.

I will never look at 8 people in a queue the same way again. :shock:

 

[love_the_life]

I remember watching Dave Allen on TV when we were first married. :shock:

 

[whatmeworry]

Boris and friends to star in the new Hangover movie. The Hangover: The Brexit and the Bregret.

 

[Cruiser Elite]

Well hello there Pinocchio:



I nose you are excited to meet me:

 

[Cruiser Elite]

I remember watching Dave Allen on TV when we were first married. :shock:

You were married to Dave Allen?

 

[amaroo]

Good for a giggle...

[video=youtube;2Gkiw7zpULo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gkiw7zpULo[/video]

 

[RAM]

As the hours count down
​

just remember

to smile

and

laugh a little...


before hitting the chocolate/wine/jelly sweets/Tim Tams
​

 

[moa999]

Election already over. 4.5m Aussies already voted

 

[Ikara]

I apologise to all the POMS - am I allowed to say that?

 

[RAM]

Election already over. 4.5m Aussies already voted

Are you sure?

They could be informal...

 

[Bundy Bear]

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise, and drink plenty of water, you'll die anyway. :shock:

When I emailed this to one friend I added, so just drink the good wine.

 

[Foreigner]

An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic syphilis, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, Sir."

"Good man," says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic piles, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, Sir."

"Good man," says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic gum disease, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get the wire brush before them two, Sir."

 

[Foreigner]

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able to attend without paying.

The Englishman walked around the stadium and saw a pole lying on the ground and picked it up. He walked to the entrance and said, "Peter. England. Pole throwing."

The guards let him in without hesitation.

While walking, the Scotsman sees a manhole. He picks up the cover, carries it under his arm to the entrance and says, "McGregor. Scotland. Discus throwing."

The guards let him in also.

The Irishman is very frantic, since both his friends are now inside. He walks around the stadium and finds a roll of barbed wire. He picks it up, walks to the entrance and says, "Murphy... Ireland... Fencing."

 

[Major]

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down……

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo.

They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble"

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!

There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

"What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."

 

[whatmeworry]

Poor Malcolm.