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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because, if they had 4 doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Where do canteloupes go on their summer vacation?
John Cougar Mellencamp.
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A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder and sits at the bar.
'That's a pretty interesting pet you got there' says the bartender.' Does he have a name?'
'I call him 'Tiny' 'says the man.
'Oh why's that?' says the bartender
'Because he's my newt'
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Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
To fight hispanic attacks
Because, if they had 4 doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
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Where do canteloupes go on their summer vacation?
John Cougar Mellencamp.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder and sits at the bar.
'That's a pretty interesting pet you got there' says the bartender.' Does he have a name?'
'I call him 'Tiny' 'says the man.
'Oh why's that?' says the bartender
'Because he's my newt'
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Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
To fight hispanic attacks