A bit of humour

[purplegez]

I love that one too, but you can find that exchange in full here:

"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."

There’s also several other ones, I particularly like the spider.

No need for PDF’s.

Hmm... tried several different ways to post this (sent to me in an email, not as an attachment) but to no avail - so I just attached the file.

 

[tuppaware]

Very catchy

GET ON MY HORSE

I dont seem to be able to edit it
Never the Less

NSFW

 

[Maca44]

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That's enough for the first day. Great job.
Have a glass of wine.

 

[Ikara]

I've done a quick search and couldn't find any reference to this. If it's a repeat - my apologies. I did think there was a thread on Safety Demonstartions, but couldn't find it. It's a real message but presented in a very special way.

JB

Thomson Airways, based in London, is the world's largest charter airline, and, the third largest airline in the United Kingdom by total passengers carried. Thomson Airways, Ltd. holds a UK Civil Aviation Authority Type A Operating License permitting it to carry passengers, cargo and mail on aircraft with 20 or more seats. They have a fleet of 63 Boeing and Airbus aircraft, and in this video, you will see their cabin crew in action.

<http://www.flightglobal.com/airspace/forums/thomson-airways-safety-video-superb-27746.aspx#33820>

 

[samh004]

Thomson Airways, based in London, is the world's largest charter airline, and, the third largest airline in the United Kingdom by total passengers carried. Thomson Airways, Ltd. holds a UK Civil Aviation Authority Type A Operating License permitting it to carry passengers, cargo and mail on aircraft with 20 or more seats. They have a fleet of 63 Boeing and Airbus aircraft, and in this video, you will see their cabin crew in action.

<http://www.flightglobal.com/airspace/forums/thomson-airways-safety-video-superb-27746.aspx#33820>

As someone pointed out, on a holiday charter flight it makes sense. Likewise on a Virgin service.

It was good, though do they really go for that long or was she just speaking s l o w l y?

 

[anat0l]

As someone pointed out, on a holiday charter flight it makes sense. Likewise on a Virgin service.

It was good, though do they really go for that long or was she just speaking s l o w l y?

It's possibly a bit better than our "safety demos" for Star Mega Do 1.

For each of the three flights, a 'serious' (regulation) video was shown with safety info, then the FT Moderators gave a manual demo with our Condor purser reading the instructions over the PA, except he gave the readings in German!

Here are some videos I captured for all three flights. Not always the best shot (hard to do this properly!), but gives you an idea of the atmosphere (no I'm not talking about the matter outside the plane):

• YouTube - Star Mega Do - Safety Demo ex-FRA
• YouTube - Star Mega Do - Safety Demo ex-OSL
• YouTube - Star Mega Do - Safety Demo ex-TLS

And yes our FA Moderators changed 'uniforms' for each flight.

 

[thewinchester]

It's possibly a bit better than our "safety demos" for Star Mega Do 1.

Gotta go on a Star Mega Do one year, looks bloody enjoyable.

 

[anat0l]

Black humour considering many people's predicaments at the moment, but someone said that a Brit will make a joke out of a bad situation and call it a remedy.

So, I present to you:

Ash Master thread for comedy - FlyerTalk Forums

...courtesy of the FT BA Board.

 

[drron]

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-
Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Kevin Rudd’s ?” asked the man.

“Kevin’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

 

[codash1099]

Strangers on my flight by Frank Sinatra
Frank Sinatra - Strangers on my flight

Third time posted, I think. Ask SAMH004 for confirmation :mrgreen:

 

[samh004]

Third time posted, I think. Ask SAMH004 for confirmation :mrgreen:

And it comes back to haunt me once more.

 

[jsd]

Well its not really funny, but all I can say is "Research eh... I'm sure"

Josh

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/whalemeat02.jpg

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/fresh_whale02.jpg

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/fancy_fresh_whale02.jpg

 

[simongr]

Well its not really funny, but all I can say is "Research eh... I'm sure"

Josh

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/whalemeat02.jpg

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/fresh_whale02.jpg

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/fancy_fresh_whale02.jpg

Disgusting lieing deceitful government

 

[jsd]

Disgusting lieing deceitful government

Which one, I know of 2 that are Disgusting, lying & deceitful

 

[simongr]

The Japanese government as a starting point for their support of whaling.

 

[jsd]

The Japanese government as a starting point for their support of whaling.

I was thinking a little closer to home, but you're right

Josh

 

[drron]

I was thinking a little closer to home, but you're right

Josh

Not the Tasmanian government Josh.Oh no I dont believe it they tell lies and are deceitful!:shock::shock:
Their only problem is they are not even good at it.

 

[samh004]

To be fair they’ve always said any leftovers from their scientific programs go into shops, but I do think it’s all just a little bit BS.

Wonder how the Sea Shepherd is going?

 

[simongr]

What they have lied about is that the research is the leftovers and the meat is the primary purpose.

 

[samh004]

What they have lied about is that the research is the leftovers and the meat is the primary purpose.

This could do with being split off into another thread methinks.

But +1.