A bit of humour

[NM]

So you think the OP is just stringing us along?

Nahh, it fell a little flat for me

 

[Captain Halliday]

Nahh, it fell a little flat for me

Weird. I thought it would strike a chord with you @NM

 

[drron]

Gosh we really are plucking at straws.

 

[NM]

Weird. I thought it would strike a chord with you @NM

Let me pick up on a minor note... you strike a chord on a piano and strum a chord on a guitar

 

[NM]

Gosh we really are plucking at straws.

Don't fret, @drron its all above board.

 

[TheRealTMA]

Don't fret, @drron its all above board.

ok the last of it - I assume you mean don’t fret?

 

[Bundy Bear]

Topical, maybe thats why i have not gone there

 

[Ansett]

 

[marki]

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what a good idea using psychology

 

[Ansett]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[codash1099]

 

[SYD]

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There’s a bar in Cape Town called ”The Crowbar”. I assumed it was for crooks…

 

[MathNerd]

Saw a robbery occur yesterday at an Apple Store.

I started taking down some details of what occurred, turns out I was an iWitness.

Furthermore, the robber couldn't even escape. There were no Windows.

 

[NM]

 

[AIRwin]

 

[codash1099]

Dad jokes in art

 

[cambriamarsh]

Courtesy of QFF Advisory Members Lounge

 

[Flashback]

I figured this was the best place for this one.........

From: Flashback
Sent: Today
To: GM of hotel
Subject: RE: Your recent stay at IHG hotel in location X

Thanks GM for reaching out. Only one minor comment, Spire Elite is gone now and it's changed to Diamond Elite; perhaps time to update the automated e-mail templates

Have a great day!

Cheers,
Flashback.


-----Original Message-----

From: GM of hotel <[email protected]>
Sent: Today
To: Flashback
Subject: Your recent stay at IHG hotel in location X

Dear Flashback,

Thank you for taking the time to tell us about your experience at IHG hotel in location X and thank you for being a Spire Elite IHG Member and thank you for staying with us. Thank you also for your review. You are very much appreciated!

Please know that your feedback is extremely valuable to us. We use feedback, such as yours, to continuously make changes to our brand to improve the guest experience. We hope that you will give us the opportunity to serve you again in the future.

Again, thank you for choosing IHG hotel brand, and if I can be of assistance to you, please contact me directly at xx_.xx_.xx_x or [email protected].

Warm Regards,

Noddy
General Manager
xx_.xx_.xx_x
[email protected]

 

[VPS]

English cricketers - although a nice tribute to Warnie at Lords this week