A bit of humour

[anat0l]

The most powerful computer I have is a Mac Book Pro with an I7 chip and 8 Gb RAM (max) so not much I can do.

That should be well and truly powerful enough! My Windows laptop is an AMD Dual Core 1.6GHz with 2GB RAM and yes it was like running on glue but it worked. I got to see the flying postbox.


This post definitely belongs in the humour thread! Where's your Mac God now? :mrgreen:

 

[straitman]

I'm currently sitting in the Canberra Virgin Lounge so I'll try it from here.

Maybe it was my sister's dodgy bros Wifi connection :!:

 

[straitman]

I'm currently sitting in the Canberra Virgin Lounge so I'll try it from here.

Maybe it was my sister's dodgy bros Wifi connection :!:

OK.

It works in the Virgin lounge but not using Safari. Firefox was no issue.

I think I need to buy a new house and car now :!: :shock:

 

[Princess Fiona]

OK.

It works in the Virgin lounge but not using Safari. Firefox was no issue.

I think I need to buy a new house and car now :!: :shock:

It worked fine on my iMac using safari, except I managed to blow up my own house

 

[anat0l]

It worked fine on my iMac using safari, except I managed to blow up my own house

Well, back to Shrek's swamp with you, Princess!

 

[NM]

The Mother-in-law may be in for a shock upon her return from her holiday :mrgreen:

 

[Nigelinoz]

It's a good thing we don't know your address NM or a certain bus might be on the firing line.
Cheers
N'oz

 

[NM]

It's a good thing we don't know your address NM or a certain bus might be on the firing line.
Cheers
N'oz

Seems Nigel is off the suspect list for the egg on the front window at Halloween . The bus was securely parked in the garage that night.

 

[Major]

Magic Sandals A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'

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[QF WP]

It's a good thing we don't know your address NM or a certain bus might be on the firing line.
Cheers
N'oz

I can think of two members (and perhaps a former member) who knows his current address

 

[Nigelinoz]

I can think of two members (and perhaps a former member) who knows his current address

Nah I couldn't break up the relationship between a man and his bus..
Cheers
N'oz

 

[anat0l]

Recently decided to pull out The Shawshank Redemption. Funny bit I found as a clip on YouTube. WARNING: Inappropriate language, M level.

Count of Monte Crisco by Alexandre Dumass - YouTube

Note to parents: make sure your kids know how to pronounce some foreign surnames before they put their feet in their mouths.


Another one I pulled up: one funny ad when I was a kid. Wish I could've submitted it for nlagelle's Count to 100 thread.

Best tv ad - Cash Converters "Thirteen Thirteen" - YouTube

 

[codash1099]

Surely only in jest?

 

[straitman]

Surely only in jest?


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Actually the picture looks like someone I/we know from FT.

 

[Hvr]

Actually the picture looks like someone I/we know from FT.

I reckon it looks pretty spiff myself.

 

[Standby]

I saw this and thought of how many OTT posts I've stumbled across over the past couple of years (my opinion only)..this is pretty funny
Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy - YouTube

 

[serfty]

Posted on FT in the Air NZ forum:

Originally Posted by ntddevsys
Someone at NZ who should know better sent me a link to this. Thought it was worth sharing:

 

[Aussie Dingbat]

Who doesn't love the muppets?

 

[QF WP]

Strange how I never noticed this before:



(it's hanging up at work)

 

[codash1099]

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Who doesn't love the muppets?

Not only topical but funny and apt!