A bit of humour

[NM]

But they last just as long as the expensive brands

How long is that? Two trips ... before it ends up at LHR T2 and lost forever?

 

[Flashback]

How long is that? Two trips ... before it ends up at LHR T2 and lost forever?

Hm, the airports for my lost/delayed bags have been ROB, ANC, LHR, LHR

 

[prozac]

A rocket-engineer fella was on the radio today relating to the host he has arrived in New Mexico for some rocket competition sans said rocket which Qantas has said is lost back in SYD. Whilst he was talking to the radio host he mentioned a NZ team had also lost their rocket in transit ... in SYD. Seems there is a black-hole in SYD.

 

[Xrayspice]

My favourite dad joke.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
.
.
Do you smell carrots?

 

[Hvr]

A rocket-engineer fella was on the radio today relating to the host he has arrived in New Mexico for some rocket competition sans said rocket which Qantas has said is lost back in SYD. Whilst he was talking to the radio host he mentioned a NZ team had also lost their rocket in transit ... in SYD. Seems there is a black-hole in SYD.

Jetstar bungle leaves students devastated ahead of prestigious competition

THE RUMOUR FILE A group of Monash University students has been left devastated after arriving in New Mexico to take part in a prestigious global rocket competition. While they’re in New Mexico, their rocket isn’t. After the group’s flights were cancelled a day before departure, they were...

www.3aw.com.au

Hopefully someone is going to get 'performance managed' with a rocket up their bum. I mean they have the rocket to do it properly.

 

[straitman]

 

[NM]

A rocket-engineer fella was on the radio today relating to the host he has arrived in New Mexico for some rocket competition sans said rocket which Qantas has said is lost back in SYD. Whilst he was talking to the radio host he mentioned a NZ team had also lost their rocket in transit ... in SYD. Seems there is a black-hole in SYD.

Keeping track of customer's checked luggage .... its not rocket science

 

[TheRealTMA]

Good idea?

Qantas to phase out passengers, in new plan to improve service — The Shovel

"This will slash wait times at airports and eliminate lost luggage completely"

www.theshovel.com.au

 

[RooFlyer]

Good idea?

Qantas to phase out passengers, in new plan to improve service — The Shovel

"This will slash wait times at airports and eliminate lost luggage completely"

www.theshovel.com.au

Alan's been spending too much time watching Yes Minister (from 45 secs).

 

[TheRealTMA]

NRL To Achieve Dream Of Hosting Origin Overseas By Playing Game 2 In Perth

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The National Rugby League is believed to be patting itself on the back this evening, after successfully expanding the code into a new country. After years of gassing up the concept of taking an NRL game to the United States, its reported League head honchos...

www.betootaadvocate.com

 

[Ikara]

This may have had a run before, but worth another one. Funny as......

Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair.
After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.
The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.
"Well, we do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday from 6 pm until 8 pm. We have the cheapest beer in England".
"That is remarkable value", Michael comments.
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be £3 please."
O'Leary scowled, but paid up.
He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra £2. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you £1."
"I think you may be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please".
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in, he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of £4 for your seat sir".
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another £3."
O'Leary was so incensed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".
"I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be £2 please."
O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary."
"I've had enough! What sort of a Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only £1 per second, or part thereof".
"I will never use this bar again".
"OK sir, but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for £1."

 

[Captain Halliday]

So many threads where this could go…

Mark Humphries' new inflight video for Qantas

As 7.30 reported earlier this week, air travel is plagued with problems these days, with Qantas bearing the brunt of customer anger over delayed flights, lost baggage, and even passengers forced to sleep on an airport floor. In response, satirist Mark Humphries and his co-writer Evan Williams...

www.abc.net.au

 

[prozac]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[VPS]

A little lighter

 

[Ansett]

 

[codash1099]

 

[Xrayspice]

The only joke my 5 year old knows.

Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa baa shop.

 

[Bundy Bear]

 

[prozac]

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We need a head slap emogi.