A bit of humour

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[Flashback]

Are you sweating while putting gas in your car? Feeling sick when paying for it? You've got the Carowner virus.

 

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[codash1099]

 

[Ansett]

• Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
• What do you call someone who doesn't like carbs? Lack-Toast Intolerant.
• Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them... love means NOTHING!

 

[NM]

• Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.

And I say "thank goodness the glass is refillable" (as do most frequent flyers in the airport lounge or sitting in the business or first class cabin).

 

[drron]

What did the East Coast of Australia use before candles?


Electricity.

 

[Ansett]

• Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little antibodies.
• How do you tell the gender of an ant? Put it in a glass of water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s buoyant.
• What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
• What do you do if you get the bird flu? Seek tweetment.

 

[VPS]

Lassie

 

[Hvr]

Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little antibodies.

How many ants can live free in your house?
Nine.

Why? Because if there's another one they become tenants.

 

[tgh]

ding ding ding…@hvr….

 

[straitman]

 

[Hvr]

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer.
Plus, its fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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Went to the doctor yesterday and told him about my craving for collecting iPads....he gave me some tablets.

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