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- Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- What do you call someone who doesn't like carbs? Lack-Toast Intolerant.
- Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them... love means NOTHING!
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And I say "thank goodness the glass is refillable" (as do most frequent flyers in the airport lounge or sitting in the business or first class cabin).
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- Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little antibodies.
- How do you tell the gender of an ant? Put it in a glass of water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s buoyant.
- What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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How many ants can live free in your house?
Nine.
Why? Because if there's another one they become tenants.
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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer.
Plus, its fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
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Went to the doctor yesterday and told him about my craving for collecting iPads....he gave me some tablets.
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Plus, its fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
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