whatmeworry
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1 - He's scored more test runs in the past year than all the batsman from Afghanistan, Ireland and the UAE, and Chris Martin combined.
2 - He has nearly as many test centuries as Marcus North
3 - He hasn't been injured in weeks
4 - He was in pretty good form five or six years ago
5 - He kind of looks like Jaime Lannister (and bats like he sword fights from the third book), and he's played for Tasmania
6 - He tries hard, and has even started doing his homework
7 - A lot people point out that he doesn't take a lot of ODI wickets. This is unfair, as he also doesn't take a lot of test wickets. Also, his role in ODI's is to be economical rather than take wickets, and in the last two years the only Australian bowlers to have a better ODI economy rate than Watson are Johnson, Starc, Pattinson, coughmins, Doherty, Faulkner, Marsh, Hazlewood, Smith, Maxwell and probably a few others.
8 - He seems as likeable and articulate as David Warner, and he doesn't assault lesbians
9 - He has all the foundations of a world class allrounder, and soon he's going to hit his peak. I know people have been saying that for ten years, but this year it's totally true.
10 - He has previously captained the side, and seems the obvious choice for captain in all formats once they finally drop Steve Smith
11 - He scores runs when the team's under pressure. Several of them.
12 - His batting is constantly improving.
Early in his career he would get out bowled quite often. After a few years, he worked out you can block the stumps with your legs, unfortunately, he started getting a lot of LBWs. Then he worked out if you use the wooden thing in your hands, you can't get LBW. Unfortunately, sometimes the ball flies off that and goes into a fielder's hands. But wait until he works out you can hit the ball into the ground. He will be unstoppable.
13 - He has incriminating photos of the selectors, I assume
And finally, the biggest, strongest argument for keeping Shane Watson in the team:
14 - If he got dropped now he'll probably retire and become Channel Nine's new top commentator