So.. finally getting around to reading the latest Dyslexic Enhancements (apologies to any dyslexics who take offence) - but that is the only logical way to explain how QF Loyalty has managed to sign off on two consecutive years worth of Simpler and Fairer'ing that was obviously written by a 12 year old work experience kid with ADHD after consuming 3 kg of sugar......
anyway - some initial observations... I'll add to them as I go through my notes:
- Route Definitions....
Finally, some common sense has prevailed. Since WTF someone would describe DFW or IAH as West Coast USA has all the logical sense of a Japanese tourist forgetting his camera at a dwarf-throwing competition. I mean just try telling someone from Orange County that they're from LA!! No wonder the Texans revolted.
Anywho - some common sense region definitions have finally found their way to the necessary tables (Of course you need multiple PhDs in Neuroscience and Quantum Physics and a telescope to locate the necessary information on the QF site, let alone understand it). I currently have 6 discrete windows open, god help the average member of the program.
Back on-topic - I hope someone was sacked and that this version of the program has actually been designed by someone at QF with an IQ higher than 3. So far - I'm giving the benefit of the doubt.
- There was an opportunity to get rid of the stupid superfluous Short/Medium/Long haul tables - and QF botched it with the kind of performance usually reserved only for career federal public servants.
PRO TIP for QF - A simple three lines:
"Domestic Short - Under 750 Miles
Domestic Medium - Between 751-1500 Miles
Domestic Long - Over 1500 Miles"
OMG - how simple was that!!??!!?? (PS. Qantas - next time that will be $20,000 for that advice - you can have that one on the house).
WAIT - What's that Skip?? That looks and sounds like the old distance zone earning tables that were uber-super-easy to read..?? Yes Skip, it does!
And YEP - The "Other" table could have simply been:
"Int Zone 1 - up to 750
Int Zone 2 - 751-1500
etc etc".
Yes Skip, I don't know either how they could be so stupid as to overcomplicate the simplest things in life..??
- The "Earn Categories" is not bad... It actually is Simpler to understand and simply allocates a descriptive term to fare classes. This table is an improvement.
- The QF/JQ Earn Table is ... no there are no complimentary words.... sigh.
Okay - So a Discount Economy QF flight has a minimum points guarantee of 800 points. So..... anyone with an IQ over 10 would have put "800^" in the relevant position on the Earning Table for the Domestic Short/Medium sections.
Seriously??? It's not difficult. How stupid can people be??
QF used to list earn (that was affected by minimum points guarantee) exactly as I've described. Why this new approach on the table? I constantly underestimate the ability of people to impress me with new levels of idiocy.
- HOLY **** BATMAN!!
Yes Boy Wonder - We can travel to other planets, we can harness the power of the atom - but WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW ON GOD'S EARTH a simple "QF Marketed International Flight Earning Table with 7 simple mileage zones" requires 8 SEPARATE CONFUSING TABLES to say THE SAME THING!!! (Well close enough to the same thing, yes there are slight differences, but I personally would have simply rounded them all down to the earnings in the 7 zone table - yes I know this would be an enhancement in QF's favour - but it makes more sense).
Seriously - was there a competition for who can take a simple 7-zone table and turn it into the most complicatedly possible set of tables known to man??
I am totally lost for words (despite the evidence to contrary) as to how unbelievable moronic this is..?? Was this actually approved for publication?? Was it actually signed off on by a Group Executive???
How much MONEY was wasted with this???????
How much was spent on updating ALTEA to accommodate this..??..??
- Easy answer - you'll earn significantly less points on the AA code to the USA vs the QF code.
SUMMARY:
- Look - QF are the best in the industry at RM, and I promise you that their pivot-tables say that the individual route tweaking represents the optimum allocation of points/SCs for various partner agreements, interlining and marketing codes. (As opposed to a simple zone based table).
BUT - those models are all based on assumptions of behaviour that are flawed.
QF can easily move to a zonal-based earning table (as per the final table) instead of the old point-per-mile basis, and still come out ahead whilst keeping things simple.
It shouldn't be this way - but any fool can make something complex but making something simple is difficult.
And QF clearly has no shortage of fools