Don't despair. There is hope, contrary to the hideous experiences being reported in this thread.
My circumstances are similar to those cited by a few posters.
I applied, as a retiree, and received a follow up call quite quickly.
When asked for documentation, I offered a statement from each of two Super funds as evidence of a substantial part of my income. Sent annual summaries off to them (2 pages in total), then received a second call asking for more documentation. I told them that I had already sent of the relevant documentation, as agreed with the earlier caller.
That was accepted and, very soon afterwards, I was notified that my application was successful.
The card followed, was activated without any problem - and had been well used in the week or so it has been in my possession.