The totally off-topic thread

[TheEmu]

Try hookers they're dead certs and probably cost less in the long run !!

Only kidding

Like the old saying goes: "If it's got t*ts or tyres, rent it!"
(Please don't tell MrsTheEmu I said that - the best car in the family is in her name...)

 

[Mal]

Well I'm still deep in my rabbit hole. Where its going I still don't know... But maybe will know tonight or tomorrow!

(Yes we love cryptic comments here!)

 

[TheEmu]

...And many profiles are fake, or otherwise very untruthful.

Are you saying you have a problem with me saying I'm a 6' blonde with big hoohas?

Raises some interesting questions about your avatar then...

 

[Flashback]

Raises some interesting questions about your avatar then...

Shoot away!

 

[TheEmu]

Shoot away!

What's a "hooha"? :shock:

 

[amaroo]

Like the old saying goes: "If it's got t*ts or tyres, rent it!"
(Please don't tell MrsTheEmu I said that - the best car in the family is in her name...)

Thats the F rule......if it flies, floats or f.... - rent it

 

[SeatBackForward]

Thanks. Signed up. Waiting long time for activation link....

So they already love you long time?

 

[Mal]

So they already love you long time?

Long time. Short time. Its just a matter of negotiation of price.

 

[Mal]

What's a "hooha"? :shock:

Urbandictionary might help... (Google it)

 

[SeatBackForward]

So they already love you long time?

Well its a dating website, you're going to get screwed one way or another.

 

[Buzzard]

Thats the F rule......if it flies, floats or f.... - rent it

A whole new meaning to buying an F ASA

 

[markis10]

State of Origin - on the border!

 

[Buzzard]

I joined eHarmony ~3 weeks ago out of curiosity. Boy did it take a long time to join.

Truly weird and everything they do they try to get you to purchase membership. Waste of time. Wish I had know before I joined.

Here is your specialised match. No details. No photos. Cough up money to see them.

Someone viewed your profile. "View her profile". Up pops the payment screen.

"So and so wants to skip the guided channels of communication to chat". Cough up money to chat to them.

A friend of mine met his lady on a very open, no holes barred adult website. Having the time of his life even though she has less hair then he does

Honestly, I have not seen him this happy in years which is good. Would have to check with him but I think the site was Adult Matchmaker.

 

[Buzzard]

State of Origin - on the border!

May the force be with you

 

[jukebox333]

A friend of mine met his lady on a very open, no holes barred adult website. Having the time of his life even though she has less hair then he does

Honestly, I have not seen him this happy in years which is good. Would have to check with him but I think the site was Adult Matchmaker.

They say shaved is the new black....

 

[anat0l]

They say shaved is the new black....

I assume you're not referring to one's head....

 

[Ausbt]

no holes barred .

There's a triple entendre here that just begging to be probed!

 

[blackcat20]

Like the old saying goes: "If it's got t*ts or tyres, rent it!"

Keep it nice, this isnt a blokes-only forum

 

[markis10]

Keep it nice, this isnt a blokes-only forum

Or an Adults only forum.

 

[blackcat20]

Or an Adults only forum.

That too. I know the above posters are just having a joke but it feels like a line was just crossed. And I have a pretty decent sense of humor.