The totally off-topic thread

[Hvr]

I thought the judge said she didn't have a leg to stand on....

Actually the judge thought her non-de-plume of Eileen Dover was quite apt.

 

[TheEmu]

Actually the judge thought her non-de-plume of Eileen Dover was quite apt.

You're really going out on a limb there… or not!

 

[TheEmu]

Actually the judge thought her non-de-plume of Eileen Dover was quite apt.

A former hooker putting herself through law school actually wrote about the case - I guess it was a pros-thesis?

 

[erkpod]

Should I ask someone who has just started talking to me on Twitter who identifies herself as a vegan "Vegetarian sausages - what's the point?"

Sometimes it's sad that some people only seem to have one thing in how they define themselves.

I wonder how far (if at all) she's read back through my tweets.

 

[erkpod]

Well I've asked the question on Twitter & Facebook. I'll be interested to see what answers I get back.

 

[JohnK]

Overheard coversation between FA and the guy in row 1 of my LST-MEL flight yesterday. He was going to ADL and then OLP.

That would be an interesting commute. He is on an 8 on 6 off roster and mentioned that he wasnt getting into OLP until 5:30pm which is a long trip even though flights are short. Wonder if he is on AFF?

Got me thinking whether I would be willing to commute to a different place for a change.

 

[erkpod]

I pretty much got back the answer that I expected about the vegan sausages. Now I've asked about the chicken.

 

[Hvr]

Well, I now know why money laundering is illegal, I got caught and have paid the penalty.

I did a load of washing this morning and realised that I had left a coin in my clothing. The effect was quite severe, the barrel of the washing mashing is now extremely chipped. Looks like it might be the beginning of the end for my washing machine after nearly 18 years.

 

[JessicaTam]

Well, I now know why money laundering is illegal, I got caught and have paid the penalty.

I did a load of washing this morning and realised that I had left a coin in my clothing. The effect was quite severe, the barrel of the washing mashing is now extremely chipped. Looks like it might be the beginning of the end for my washing machine after nearly 18 years.

At least the washing machine repair person will be able to clean up.

 

[TheEmu]

Well, I now know why money laundering is illegal, I got caught and have paid the penalty.

I did a load of washing this morning and realised that I had left a coin in my clothing. The effect was quite severe, the barrel of the washing mashing is now extremely chipped. Looks like it might be the beginning of the end for my washing machine after nearly 18 years.

At least the washing machine repair person will be able to clean up.

I was going to chip in with my 2 bob's worth but I think I'll keep my powder dry until this load's run its full cycle.
18 years is impressive life for a washing machine.

 

[anat0l]

Well, I now know why money laundering is illegal, I got caught and have paid the penalty.

I did a load of washing this morning and realised that I had left a coin in my clothing. The effect was quite severe, the barrel of the washing mashing is now extremely chipped. Looks like it might be the beginning of the end for my washing machine after nearly 18 years.

Next time you'll be careful about your dirty money.

 

[Simo]

I had to sign a statement about Anti Money Laundering...

Now I know how to do it.

I have just have to work out how to use the washing machine at home.

 

[Mal]

There are hotels that wash money to ensure that customers get clean notes etc... Believe it or not. A great headline would be 'hotel launders money'.

 

[JessicaTam]

I have a feeling that this thread may spin out of control. It is a bit unbalanced as it is.

 

[SeatBackForward]

There are hotels that wash money to ensure that customers get clean notes etc... Believe it or not. A great headline would be 'hotel launders money'.

and keeps it as payment for laundry +4% service fee.

 

[Bundy Bear]

I was going to chip in with my 2 bob's worth but I think I'll keep my powder dry until this load's run its full cycle.
18 years is impressive life for a washing machine.

I would like to wash my hands of the whole situation, but I don't want to be hung out to dry.

 

[Hvr]

Next time you'll be careful about your dirty money.

Well no use getting in a knot, it was Thai Baht that caused the damage. The washing machine will not love me long time.

 

[Shelf]

No need to air your dirty laundry here Hvr!

 

[erkpod]

The Patron Saint of Washing Machines is sad.

 

[erkpod]

Hamish & Andy are in Japan. They'll let anyone in, obviously. How do these muppets get a prime time spot?