The totally off-topic thread

[SeatBackForward]

It was because he was a bad conductor.

He was also guilty as charged.

 

[JessicaTam]

This has left me no alternative but to direct these puns to stop.

 

[SeatBackForward]

This has left me no alternative but to direct these puns to stop.

Are you directing an alternate?

 

[erkpod]

That's because you keep splitting the point(s).

How's the veal?

 

[erkpod]

This has left me no alternative but to direct these puns to stop.

They brought their tickets. They knew the risks. Let 'em crash!

 

[Pushka]

Parking is a nightmare at that pizza place.

The front bar of The Feathers reminds me of 'Cheers', the last time I was there the punters and staff all seemed to know each other. The only thing lacking was Ted Danson.

Hmmm Feathers reminds me of old ladies.

 

[JohnK]

This has left me no alternative but to direct these puns to stop.

Please?

I am losing my sanity if I keep following this thread....

 

[Hvr]

Please? I am losing my sanity if I keep following this thread....

Do you need shock treatment? Besides it's easy to follow, just stay on the rails. Maybe even train your mind?

 

[erkpod]

Found this one on Twitter - I daresay it could apply to people who play games on any social network & the game auto posts statuses on your behalf.

 

[JohnK]

Do you need shock treatment? Besides it's easy to follow, just stay on the rails. Maybe even train your mind?

Jessica? Help!!!!

 

[erkpod]

Please?

I am losing my sanity if I keep following this thread....

Take the train to here!



Apart from Empty Train, some people also want to know where Not In Service & Special are.

 

[JessicaTam]

Jessica? Help!!!!

Don't look at me - I didn't (jump) start it.

Perhaps have an early night, JohnK, or see what's on the telly. Hopefully by tomorrow this thread will have gone flat.

 

[Hvr]

If it goes flat we can recharge it.

 

[JohnK]

Don't look at me - I didn't (jump) start it.

Perhaps have an early night, JohnK, or see what's on the telly. Hopefully by tomorrow this thread will have gone flat.

I see......

 

[erkpod]

If it goes flat we can recharge it.

If it flat lines, I'm sure one of us can use an AED.

 

[straitman]

This thread has become shockingly OT :!:

 

[JessicaTam]

This thread has become shockingly OT :!:

Oh not you too!

 

[Hvr]

This thread has become shockingly OT :!:

And yet it doesn't even refer to current events. Maybe we're in a parallel universe? (This could be a series. )

 

[JohnK]

Change thread title to bad pun thread....

 

[Hvr]

Change thread title to bad pun thread....

Oh goody, it's Oh Pun season!