The totally off-topic thread

[Bindibuys]

Don't worry, the novelty wears off pretty quick.

Maybe for some.... after 32 years of marriage, we still hold hands, kiss hello & goodbye, and enjoy being told by our adult children "to get a room"

 

[JohnK]

Don't worry, the novelty wears off pretty quick.

That's OK. Getting married late doesn't leave a lot of time.

 

[Pushka]

Oh goodness men. At least the prostate exams dont begin until much later in life.

 

[suze2000]

Oh goodness men. At least the prostate exams dont begin until much later in life.

I've often wondered what men would do if they had to put up with the prodding and poking that women go through their entire life.
No doubt they would have found a better way to get access than a speculum for a start. :shock:

 

[Denali]

......No doubt they would have found a better way to get access than a speculum for a start. :shock:

We feel the same way about mammograms.

If a man had to put his testicl_s between two plates and they are then squeezed flat to take an xray then a better way might have been invented by now

 

[coco50]

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Is it just me or do others feel like they should bring back the stocks and public floggings when you see this?

That's tidy compared to some of the cough that I see bogans leave in our beautiful town. I asked one group of bogans who were leaving more rubbish than I would make in a week if they were going to dispose of it. Their answer: Someone is paid to clean that up. To which I replied, Who wipes your bum? your mother or your wife?

 

[Pushka]

Buying ebooks from Amazon is too easy. Reading a magazine at the hairdressers and just bought 2 books to be downloaded later to the ipad. Its worse than that ATM that gives you cash - at least you have to walk there!

 

[Denali]

Buying ebooks from Amazon is too easy. Reading a magazine at the hairdressers and just bought 2 books to be downloaded later to the ipad. Its worse than that ATM that gives you cash - at least you have to walk there!

Everything smutty, Ive learnt from free Amazon fiction (gay and straight)

Watching TV and they say something;
Husband: Whats *insert reference he doesnt understand*
Me: Oh, thats when *describes in detail sexual act and how*
Husband: HOW do you know these things?
Me: Free Amazon cough

Edit: I do download other books but when Im on a download binge, I go for free

 

[esseeeayeenn]

Everything smutty, Ive learnt from free Amazon fiction (gay and straight)

Watching TV and they say something;
Husband: Whats *insert reference he doesnt understand*
Me: Oh, thats when *describes in detail sexual act and how*
Husband: HOW do you know these things?
Me: Free Amazon cough

Yes, yes, that's where I learned everything, too, mum.

 

[Hvr]

We feel the same way about mammograms.

If a man had to put his testicl_s between two plates and they are then squeezed flat to take an xray then a better way might have been invented by now

Men would rather die than submit to some medical procedures.

 

[Pushka]

Everything smutty, Ive learnt from free Amazon fiction (gay and straight)

Watching TV and they say something;
Husband: Whats *insert reference he doesnt understand*
Me: Oh, thats when *describes in detail sexual act and how*
Husband: HOW do you know these things?
Me: Free Amazon cough

Edit: I do download other books but when Im on a download binge, I go for free

I used to have a collection on the kindle called 'cough'.

 

[Denali]

I used to have a collection on the kindle called 'cough'.

A co worker wanted to check out my Kindle before buying one for herself.

Me: Dont open any folder titled MF. Or MM. Or Cherise Sinclair. Christian! Just open the Christian folder and you'll be safe.

 

[TomVexille]

A co worker wanted to check out my Kindle before buying one for herself.

Me: Dont open any folder titled MF. Or MM. Or Cherise Sinclair. Christian! Just open the Christian folder and you'll be safe.

:shock:

 

[Katie]

I used to have a collection on the kindle called 'cough'.

Walking down Bourbon St in a jazz parade last year, we went past a woman with a typewrite offering to write cough for you then and there.

 

[Pushka]

And I have created a folder on the Ipad/phone called ICrap. This is for the useless stuff you can't delete.

 

[bismarck]

And I have created a folder on the Ipad/phone called ICrap. This is for the useless stuff you can't delete.

Apparently ios10 will let you delete those apps.

 

[GarrettM]

I used to have a collection on the kindle called 'cough'.

Hmmm. Anything I get also gets automatically uploaded to the wife's iPad as well. Not sure she would appreciate that.

Plus I don't have time to read that sort of thing. Much quicker to watch it.






So I understand!

 

[Pushka]

Hmmm. Anything I get also gets automatically uploaded to the wife's iPad as well. Not sure she would appreciate that.

Plus I don't have time to read that sort of thing. Much quicker to watch it.

So I understand!

I think you have family sharing turned on!

 

[GarrettM]

I think you have family sharing turned on!

Quite deliberately. My Nexus is well over three years old, cracked in the lower corner, and battling to maintain any sort of processing speed. I mostly use it purely as a reader now.
So everytime I buy something to read on it I have it sent to her iPad, just in case the Nexus decides to die.

I was going to buy a new tablet at tax time, but the ATO and Centrelink had better uses for my money.

 

[love_the_life]

I used to have a collection on the kindle called 'cough'.

Really???? LOL
Suppose it's better than a folder called 'cough'