The totally off-topic thread

[whatmeworry]

I am going to be much older before I can say that about my grandchildren - I keep telling the young 'uns I aint getting any younger. At current rate (nothing yet) I'm gonna be into my '70's before they reach upper primary

So bu**er 'em, I am spending their inheritance instead. Serves 'em right!

My Parents grandchildren have a 22 year difference between their eldest and the youngest. If I can coughd, might stretch it out to a 30 year difference.

On another note, one of my eldest cousins died this year. In his 60's, about a 30 year difference between us.

 

[QF WP]

Hilarious that I was watching The Chase tonight and this question was asked:

 

[JessicaTam]

I wasn't quick enough to take a photo.

 

[AisleSeat]

Please welcome my son, the newest future frequent flyer, to the world. Born today at 12.55pm. 4kg, 53cm.
Him and Mrs AS are healthy, but tired.

When I picked him up he wee'd on me!

 

[RooFlyer]

View attachment 106119 Hilarious that I was watching The Chase tonight and this question was asked:

Conductor, surely? Keeping the whole symphony that is AFF in tune . (I think I'm on the triangle.)

 

[RooFlyer]

Please welcome my son, the newest future frequent flyer, to the world. Born today at 12.55pm. 4kg, 53cm.
Him and Mrs AS are healthy, but tired.

When I picked him up he wee'd on me!

Well done the AisleSeats. You can take his performance "as a comment"

 

[Steady]

Please welcome my son, the newest future frequent flyer, to the world. Born today at 12.55pm. 4kg, 53cm.
Him and Mrs AS are healthy, but tired.

When I picked him up he wee'd on me!

Congrats AisleSeat

 

[love_the_life]

Please welcome my son, the newest future frequent flyer, to the world. Born today at 12.55pm. 4kg, 53cm.
Him and Mrs AS are healthy, but tired.

When I picked him up he wee'd on me!

Congratulations to you all. Glad all are well. Pushka was pretty close on time then.
From memory this is second child?

 

[love_the_life]

Incident on the Tube in London?

 

[OZDUCK]

Please welcome my son, the newest future frequent flyer, to the world. Born today at 12.55pm. 4kg, 53cm.
Him and Mrs AS are healthy, but tired.

When I picked him up he wee'd on me!

Congratulations to all of you.

 

[LadyC]

Please welcome my son, the newest future frequent flyer, to the world. Born today at 12.55pm. 4kg, 53cm.
Him and Mrs AS are healthy, but tired.

When I picked him up he wee'd on me!

Congratulations! Exciting and tiring times ahead. I love travelling with MasterC - I am sure you will love travelling with your little one also.

 

[AisleSeat]

Well done the AisleSeats. You can take his performance "as a comment"

Yes, he's now grounded for a month.

 

[rainbowgirl]

Please welcome my son, the newest future frequent flyer, to the world. Born today at 12.55pm. 4kg, 53cm.
Him and Mrs AS are healthy, but tired.

When I picked him up he wee'd on me!

Congratulations.

 

[AisleSeat]

Congratulations to you all. Glad all are well. Pushka was pretty close on time then.
From memory this is second child?

Yes our second. @Pushka reckoned 12pm if induced, but there was no inducement. Very good guess though!

 

[RooFlyer]

Incident on the Tube in London?

Sounds like phosphorus.

 

[Denali]

Congratulations on the safe arrival of bub and I hope all is well with your wife and she gets some rest, before the reality of not sleeping a full night until 2025 hits her.

Very happy news!

 

[Pushka]

Yes our second. @Pushka reckoned 12pm if induced, but there was no inducement. Very good guess though!

Babies are so special. Congratulations to Older Brother/Sister! Hope their new baby sibling brings them pleasure, and a nice gift?

 

[blackcat20]

Congrats Aisle seat and Mrs AS.

 

[QF WP]

I wasn't quick enough to take a photo.

The benefits of FOXTEL IQ. I got a photo of it "live" but went back for a second

 

[JohnM]

I wasn't quick enough to take a photo.

Tolerator would definitely be the wrong answer in the present instance... .