The totally off-topic thread

[mrs.dr.ron]

1968 !

 

[Milboo]

My first album was a cassette - Kylie Minogue!

 

[TheRealTMA]

Stay away from negative people.

They have a problem for every solution.

Q: What did the proton tell the electron?
A: Don’t be so negative!

 

[JohnK]

My husbands dentist is excited we are staying at St Andrews for one night... something about a little bridge???

No idea, we dont golf.

The Swilken Bridge.

 

[Denali]

Agitated pax angry about crying baby on plane, who isn't crying in the video, says to FA who doesn't move her, "you may not have a job tomorrow".

FA says, I want her off the plane.

Pax immediately apologises but too late, she's off.

Passenger Shaming on Instagram: “Guess who didn’t get to stay on the plane? This bitter bully cough. Looks like karma ain’t the only one around... #GOTABITHA ‍…”

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

My first album was a cassette - Kylie Minogue!

You should be so lucky

 

[cove]

Ok how many of the nurses pictured married a doctor?

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Ok how many of the nurses pictured married a doctor?

One = but which one !

 

[Denali]

 

[Pushka]

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And hiding on the scales to boot. How did they find her?

 

[Bindibuys]

One = but which one !

Taking a guess.... the one in the middle.

 

[Pushka]

MrP flew to NZ for work yesterday at 6.30am, ADL-Mel-Wellington-Rotorua. Ended up last night being Wellington-Rotorua-Wellington as when they arrived due to weather they couldn’t land. Found him a hotel and was rebooked on a flight at 6.30 this morning (SA time meant leaving the hotel @3.30am and due to start work in NZ time @9am). Flew Wellington -Rotorua-Wellington. Yup. Another boomerang. Currently he’s on a flight to Auckland and will bus it to Rotorua. It’s a 4 hour bus trip. He’s a bit knackered. Peeved. Over travel. And Wednesday evening he goes back to Auckland and flies back to Adelaide on Thursday.

 

[Denali]

That sounds sucky. We drove to from Auckland to Rotorua on our first trip to NZ. Not having a clue about the country mountains, flew Rotorua to Christchurch and I still remember the clouds clearing and seeing the mountains.

Hope he can sleep on the bus.

 

[Pushka]

That sounds sucky. We drove to from Auckland to Rotorua on our first trip to NZ. Not having a clue about the country mountains, flew Rotorua to Christchurch and I still remember the clouds clearing and seeing the mountains.

Hope he can sleep on the bus.

Sadly he’s not a bus sleeper. He will be in his business suit. Meant to be working right now not travelling. Not sure how we can bill the client either.

 

[Denali]

Ouch. Now that really hurts.

 

[Pushka]

Interesting article in the news about Oprah Winfrey’s car give away. It cost the company over 7million USD for everyone to receive a car. But what the show didn’t highlight was that each recipient had to pay up to $7000 in Government Taxes depending on their income. The audience were pre selected in terms of need for updating their car. They were hardly likely to afford stumping up that cash. But what a weird tax system they have in the US. They were offered cash in lieu of the car if they didn’t want to pay that tax.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Taking a guess.... the one in the middle.

No, that photo was taken after our first 6 weeks of training, the one in the middle and the one on the far right didn't make it past the first 6 months.

 

[Pushka]

Ouch. Now that really hurts.

Not so much as the current update:
“Well .... now I'm in a chock full fogged in mini bus towing a luggage trailer just about to leave Auckland airport for 3 HR plus drive which driver says is no stops.
And currently pouring here and with flooding near Rotorua.”

I hope he doesn’t read the media tonight with cyclone bearing down via Fiji

 

[Denali]

Uggh - is it worth it at this stage? The fogged in mini bus would do me in - I need fresh air and that sounds stuffy.

 

[Pushka]

Uggh - is it worth it at this stage? The fogged in mini bus would do me in - I need fresh air and that sounds stuffy.

He has no choice really. Has to try to get to the client somehow.