The totally off-topic thread

[MadFairlane]

Been trying to get Seq number 1 for a while... I keep forgetting to check in as soon as web check in opens most times though...

Fast forward to today... set the alarm etc for T-24... Logged in, checked in... Seq #2...

Bugger lol

 

[Katie]

More swearing tonight. Glad Nance & her swear jar aren't here!!

Pouring Little Miss 5's bath, water quite tepid. Hmmm, Mr Katie said something in the car this AM about the end of his morning shower being a bit cool.

Check hot water system with a torch, little red/brown ants around the thermostat area on the outside.
We're on night rate hot water. It's 7pm. If we wait til tomorrow, not only do we need to shower at work/the gym/sponge bath at home, won't have hot water til Sat am if fixed tomorrow. So after hours sparkie callout fee it is.

At least he let me put some ant poison under the thermostat before he put the little door on.

 

[JohnK]

I hope someone is not in trouble!

Cannot get these lyrics out of my mind the past 24 hours and I do not remember listening to it anywhere recently

"Hills of forest green where the mountains touch the sky
A dream come true, I'll live there 'til I die
I'm asking you, to say my last goodbye"

and

"I need a country woman for my wife
I'm city born but I love the country life"

 

[Hvr]

I hope someone is not in trouble!

Cannot get these lyrics out of my mind the past 24 hours and I do not remember listening to it anywhere recently

"Hills of forest green where the mountains touch the sky
A dream come true, I'll live there 'til I die
I'm asking you, to say my last goodbye"

and

"I need a country woman for my wife
I'm city born but I love the country life"

Castles in the air by Don McLean. I knew where they were from without having to google it.

 

[cove]

Did you know QuicK Quid in London is offering pay day lending in London on TV at only 1734% APR.
Pretty good annual percentage rate for QQ!

 

[amaroo]

More swearing tonight. Glad Nance & her swear jar aren't here!!

Pouring Little Miss 5's bath, water quite tepid. Hmmm, Mr Katie said something in the car this AM about the end of his morning shower being a bit cool.

Check hot water system with a torch, little red/brown ants around the thermostat area on the outside.
We're on night rate hot water. It's 7pm. If we wait til tomorrow, not only do we need to shower at work/the gym/sponge bath at home, won't have hot water til Sat am if fixed tomorrow. So after hours sparkie callout fee it is.

At least he let me put some ant poison under the thermostat before he put the little door on.

Move to T33 - you can't over value hot water.

Also, I think your man needs to HTFU & sort this stuff for you!

 

[JohnK]

Castles in the air by Don McLean. I knew where they were from without having to google it.

Well I had forgotten the title and had to Google it this morning as it was driving me nuts. Now I know....

 

[Flashback]

Did you know QuicK Quid in London is offering pay day lending in London on TV at only 1734% APR.
Pretty good annual percentage rate for QQ!

cove.... where do I sign? :mrgreen:

 

[cove]

Forgot to write down their phone number at Quick Quid ,Flashware.

 

[Flashback]

Forgot to write down their phone number at Quick Quid ,Flashware.

Next time then!

 

[TonyHancock]

Am I missing something or is Usain Bolt the coolest chap on the planet? (We already know he is the quickest!)

 

[Ewing]

Employee entry at my new workplace. I wonder if they'd notice if I walked out with that huge model Qantas 737

 

[Cynicor]

Chuck on a hi-vis vest and rent a ute. You should be fine, esp if you have a clipboard. Bonus points if you can get someone to sign for it's removal!

 

[markis10]

The men's 4 x 400M team need a rethink apparently, not surprising given they were beaten by the US team which had a runner with a broken leg running!

 

[anat0l]

Probably doesn't belong in the humour thread, but thought it was comically interesting...

 

[medhead]

Was Clinton impeached? I thought that meant he lost the job, which didn't happen.


Sent from the Throne

 

[tuapekastar]

Was Clinton impeached? I thought that meant he lost the job, which didn't happen.


Sent from the Throne

He was impeached, but acquitted, hence no loss of job.

 

[Flashback]

Gold in the 470!

 

[JohnK]

It wasn't a good time to be travelling today with lots of delays and cancellations as well.

Thanks to a lovely staff member in Brisbane I went from the 8:25pm service to the 6:55pm service. Flight left on time but got into SYD ~50 minutes late which is a much better result than the people at the Sales desk in SYD who were supposed to be on QF808 to CBR which was cancelled.

That was by far the longest BNE-SYD flight I have ever had but at least I go to sit next to a gorgeous lady for ~2:30 hours. Sorry you got stuck with me.

 

[medhead]

BMX is just plain BS. Coin toss would be less random.