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And then today I had to deal with the post office to get a new PO Box. I had my rates notice showing my address but it wasn't good enough. I also had my passport and current driver's licence. I explained was moving back into my own home and was asked to get a rental agreement from the real estate agent. I nearly lost it with the cretin!


Fortunately the Commonwealth bank was nearby and they know me so they did the change of address, gave me a printed and stamped document and this was good enough, so back to the post office got my box and then changed my mailing address again with the Comm Bank.


I want to be ruler of the world for a week. I would change things. Yes a focus on getting the minutia right and easy to deal with would assist the world to focus on the big picture.
 
And then today I had to deal with the post office to get a new PO Box. I had my rates notice showing my address but it wasn't good enough. I also had my passport and current driver's licence. I explained was moving back into my own home and was asked to get a rental agreement from the real estate agent. I nearly lost it with the cretin!

That's insane.

I got a PO Box in Sydney late last year. All I needed was some photo ID and of course to pay the fee. In and out with keys within 5 minutes.

My only gripe is because I live in the city, my local post office is "specified" and therefore the box costs ~60% more per year than a post office further out.
 
Only four more sectors remaining this year. :)

10 for me - all personal travel.

- 30 Nov - SYD-OOL
- 2 Dec - OOL-SYD
- 8 Dec - SYD-CBR
- 9 Dec - CBR-SYD
- 15 Dec - SYD-CBR
- 16 Dec - CBR-SYD
- 22 Dec - SYD-MEL
- 23 Dec - MEL-SYD
- 25 Dec - SYD-BNE
- 26 Dec - OOL-SYD

The Christmas and Boxing Day flights are booked in Business - I always fly in Business at Christmas time :)
 
Well everything has been done and someone has the photos to prove it! :mrgreen: (not me I hasten to add!).

However, afterwards I wasn't allowed to leave by myself so I had to stay in the hospital for 12 hours. Grr. Fortunately they found a bed and fed me. However before discharge (and paying $5 to watch the television!) I was asked to read a form detailing what I wasn't allowed to do for the next 24 hours. One of which was sign important documents. I was then asked to sign said document. I asked if by signing was I breaching what I wasn't allowed to do?

I am now thought of as a smart cough by the nursing staff, ironic really considering what was done to me. However, it was sign it or stay the night. I never seek to antagonise nursing staff but this was at the end of a long and frustrating day.

And they wonder why men don't do preventative medicine? The actual procedure wasn't as bad as the cough (pun always intended!) I had to go through to be allowed to actually have the procedure because there was no one to take me home, despite them knowing this for the last 14 months I was on the waiting list (6 months later than the originally advised waiting period) and a notation on my admission form. The anaesthesiologist was ropable with the staff when told about, and subsequently seeing this notation and finding out nothing was prepared for me.

I then had to take a taxi the very short distance home, in fact I waited longer for the taxi than it would've taken to walk.

That's a very long wait. I did the same 'prep' recently, and they would not discharge me without someone picking me up...legal liabilities etc. because I had been sedated (I would have happily made my own way). I actually had an appointment with a specialist in a different section of the same hospital right after, and they insisted on wheelchairing me over, though I made it back for official discharge under my own steam.

ROFL at the document-signing scenario.
 
. I explained was moving back into my own home and was asked to get a rental agreement from the real estate agent. I nearly lost it with the cretin!
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just write yourself up a rental agreement?


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Well a not so good day just got worse!

On Oct 3rd my mother passed away and we had the funeral on Oct 9th.

Last week my cousins life partner had an aneurism and today we attended her funeral. (Fortunately they managed to donate her eyes, heart, kidneys, lungs and liver)

This afternoon, after the funeral, my mother's 93 year old sister broke her hip and passed away at about 1020 this evening.

We are all a bit shell shocked and lost about now.

Things can only get better (I hope).
 
Well a not so good day just got worse!

On Oct 3rd my mother passed away and we had the funeral on Oct 9th.

Last week my cousins life partner had an aneurism and today we attended her funeral. (Fortunately they managed to donate her eyes, heart, kidneys, lungs and liver)

This afternoon, after the funeral, my mother's 93 year old sister broke her hip and passed away at about 1020 this evening.

We are all a bit shell shocked and lost about now.

Things can only get better (I hope).

Thinking of you Bill Xx
One of my Uncles ( in Scotland) died yesterday in his early 60's (pneumonia secondary to immunosuppression following a cadaveric renal transplant). It is always difficult to reason why things happen.
Wishing you and yours all the best :)
 
Well a not so good day just got worse!

On Oct 3rd my mother passed away and we had the funeral on Oct 9th.

Last week my cousins life partner had an aneurism and today we attended her funeral. (Fortunately they managed to donate her eyes, heart, kidneys, lungs and liver)

This afternoon, after the funeral, my mother's 93 year old sister broke her hip and passed away at about 1020 this evening.

We are all a bit shell shocked and lost about now.

Things can only get better (I hope).

Sorry to hear Bill, wishing you and yours all the best.
 
All the best Bill during this tough time.

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Condolences straitman, seems like quite a rough few months. Hopefully it gets better from here on out :)
 
Sorry to hear Bill, condolences to you and the family
 
Engineering Solution

A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timing so precise that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time. Small variations in the environment (which can’t be controlled in a cost-effective fashion) mean you must have quality assurance checks smartly distributed across the line so that customers all the way down to the supermarket don’t get ticked-off and buy another product instead.

Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory got the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem, as their engineering department was already too stretched to take on any extra effort. The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP, third-parties selected, and six months (and $8
million) later they had a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, high quality and everyone in the project had a great time.

They solved the problem by using high-tech precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box would weigh less than it should.
The line would stop, and someone had to walk over and yank the defective box out of it, pressing another button when done to re-start the line. A while later, the CEO decides to have a look at the ROI of the project:

Amazing results! No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the scales were put in place. Very few customer complaints, and they were gaining market share. “That’s some money well spent!” – he says, before looking closely at the other statistics in the report.
It turns out, the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0, after three weeks of production use. It should’ve been picking up at least a dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report.

He launched an investigation, and after some work, the engineers come back saying the report was actually correct. The scales really weren't picking up any defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor belt were good. Puzzled, the CEO traveled down to the factory, and walked up to the part of the line where the precision scales were installed. A few feet before the scale, there was a $20 desk fan, blowing any empty boxes off the belt and into a bin.

“Oh, that,” says one of the workers - “one of the guys put it there ’cause he was tired of walking over every time the bell rang”.
 
Bill, my thoughts are with you and your family. What a lot to deal with, and very suddenly, too!
 
I think I'll give the upgrade gambit a try at the Langham as well. You know:

"Yeah, it's our 40th anniversary, actually. Yep, the big ol' ruby. We've stayed here before and thought it was great, so we decided to come here again to celebrate." :p

Well the upgrade fairy smiled on me. No luck with Virgin, but as my sister dropped us off at the Langham (after a wonderful breakfast at Balmoral) she said "have a happy anniversary", which the Consierge heard. "Yeah, a big one" I said when he asked. We had to wait for the room, and went for a walk. On our return we found we were upgraded to a Grand Langham Suite, with a complementary bottle of Laurent-Perrier. Magnificant.
 
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Well the upgrade fairy smiled on me. No luck with Virgin, but as my sister dropped us off at the Langham (after a wonderful breakfast at Balmoral) she said "have a happy anniversary", which the Consierge heard. "Yeah, a big one" I said when he asked. We had to wait for the room, and went for a walk. On our return we found we were upgraded to a Grand Langham Suite, with a complementary bottle of Laurent-Perrier. Magnificant.

Well done....enjoy the moment
 
My baby sister is far craftier than I thought. She just messaged me that she said "have a happy anniversary" deliberately in the hope we would get, at least, a bottle of champers.

Great minds think alike.
 
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