A bit of humour

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And still more...

 

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And more...

 

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Is there any end....

 

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Soon...

 

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Now for the final two...




ROFLMAO

Almost wet myself reading these

 

[QF WP]

Now this is Scottish humour at its best.

This was the message on the Forth Road Bridge last Friday.



Joke courtesy of Major

 

[Major]

Best definition

There's an annual contest at the Griffiths University, Australia, calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

This year's term was 'political correctness'.

The winning student wrote:

'Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of s**t by the clean end.'

 

[simongr]

I love the Dog SMSs! I haven't seen most of those before - seen some though.

 

[QF WP]

Wal-Mart called, the family Christmas photos are ready for collection:

This puts a whole new spin on the phrase "family tree":


Dad realises that if the tinsel catches fire, he has a better chance of survival without the flammable PJ's:


I don't know who is more horrified, Santa or the "Death Becomes Me" kids:


Tragic, must have been on sale:


Speechless. I just hope they have some money lucked away somewhere in those fig leaves for the kids' counselling:

 

[QF WP]

Hmmm, will your children think the same:


People in Xmas photos with pets as children - WTF??


Seriously, that was the shirt you decided to wear for the family Xmas photo??


Lil' Baby Jo may be seeing Baby Jesus sooner then he thinks:


It probably seemed a good idea at the time....but no

 

[QF WP]

Either Grandma is getting her sexy on, or Mom is trying to find her youth ... No, stop looking:


Yes, you will look back on this and cringe:


What's with the Clown....and his eyebrows ???:


Fail to see the motivation behind this one - Merry Xmas from Mom, the kids and the cough star??:


Yeah, that'll keep him quiet for a while:

 

[QF WP]

Get a room. On second thoughts, our hands are full, don't bother...


Holy Xmas - it's Batman, Batgirl, Robin & ...Batdog????


Are these angels or some other type of weird club:


Is Santa held hostage if he doesn't come up with the goods (presents):


Why do people think it's okay to make a complete a}#% of Dad

 

[QF WP]

Oh Joseph, he looks just like you:


These guys are trying waaaayy to hard to come up with a good Xmas shot:


Yikes, he sure grows a beard quickly


Merry Xmas from the Dork family, thank you, thank you very much:


Wrong, wrong, wrong...on so many fronts:

 

[Foreigner]

There were three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly, the car stops running and they pull off to the side if the road, wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open all the windows and see if it works?"

 

[QF WP]

This takes Xmas to a whole new level:


You couldn't put on the right tops???:


What's worse - the PJ's or the hideous furry couch??:


You call them muscles???:

 

[QF WP]

Well it might not be a Xmas full of cheer and goodwill to Mom and Dad if they haven't got us the presents we want:


The first signs of Jimmy's psychosis:


Why they aren't the Xmas costumes we ordered???:


Hey kid, is that your balloon, or are you happy to see me??:

 

[jetlagger]

This takes Xmas to a whole new level:
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You couldn't put on the right tops???:
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What's worse - the PJ's or the hideous furry couch??:
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You call them muscles???:
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Where on earth did you derive these from? :shock:

 

[QF WP]

Some friends in the USA

 

[jetlagger]

Some friends in the USA

Justifiably LOTFAP

 

[anat0l]

Some friends in the USA

You attract a really weird crowd, LW :mrgreen:

Just kidding