A bit of humour

[TheRealTMA]

 

[NM]

Q: How did the vegetable farmer mend the holes in his jeans?

A: With cabbage patches

 

[straitman]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.

 

[AIRwin]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.

Especially the dessert - I've tried their moon cakes...

 

[tgh]

a tad close to home.. but anyway…..

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[NM]

Every morning I plan to make pancakes for breakfast, but I keep waffling ....

 

[TheRealTMA]

Eat and be merry.

 

[tgh]

 

[straitman]

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? ......... Attire

 

[NM]

A magician was driving down the street .... then he turned into a driveway.

 

[JessicaTam]

A magician was driving down the street .... then he turned into a driveway.

@Hvr, all is forgiven. Please come back.

 

[straitman]

I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.

It was sole destroying!

 

[JessicaTam]

I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.

It was sole destroying!

Was that said tongue in cheek?

 

[Flashback]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Flashback]

As a bit of a play on an old anti-piracy campaign......

The NHS has come up with this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1362107043847503872

So FACT (Federation Against Copyright Theft), who released the original video, then replied on Twitter with this....

Great message, which we fully support. How about using something like this for the next advert? https://t.co/ZrBPHg3K42

— FACT (@factuk) February 18, 2021

The irony though, is the video they linked to was uploaded to YouTube by a random user, not by the anti-piracy group itself. That effectively makes it a pirated copy ....... of a video that was originally designed to stop people from pirating ...... shared by the people who originally made it, to prevent people from pirating.

That was then capped off with.....

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL YOUR OWN ADVERT

— 🇯🇲🐝 Scuderia Danny💜🇳🇬 (@dannydarkspace_) February 18, 2021

Love it!

 

[NM]

I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.

It was sole destroying!

I used to work in a coffee shop. I found I could espresso myself there. But don't make a mocha-ry of me. It's a little latte for that.

 

[NM]

@Hvr, all is forgiven. Please come back.

Just remember that I am well qualified for Dad Jokes, and have recently graduated to the next level

 

[AIRwin]

But don't make a mocha-ry of me.

How about some tea-sing?