A bit of humour

Australia's highest-earning Velocity Frequent Flyer credit card: Offer expires: 21 Jan 2025
- Earn 60,000 bonus Velocity Points
- Get unlimited Virgin Australia Lounge access
- Enjoy a complimentary return Virgin Australia domestic flight each year

AFF Supporters can remove this and all advertisements

Time to go nuclear.

Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.

A day without fusion is like a day without the sun.

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission chips.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman how much for a beer.
The barman replies -For you no charge.
 
As much as I'd like to post this in a Qantas thread, I think it really does belong here:

Don't worry, Qantas isn't alone in that regard. In the past 12 months I've had bags lost by Air France, Royal Air Maroc, Alaska Airlines and American Airlines.
 
Perhaps its time to by a new bag
.. or not check it! I usually don't, but had some items that weren't able to be carried on so no choice. It's a good reminder as to why ....... oh, and I do have a new bag now, because Alaska broke it on the way over :mad: An expensive Delsey bag replaced with a generic American piece of rubbish ...... but hey, pick your battles! At least I got it back and have a bag that's all in one piece.
 
.. or not check it! I usually don't, but had some items that weren't able to be carried on so no choice. It's a good reminder as to why ....... oh, and I do have a new bag now, because Alaska broke it on the way over :mad: An expensive Delsey bag replaced with a generic American piece of rubbish ...... but hey, pick your battles! At least I got it back and have a bag that's all in one piece.
Hey, I have a few american bags, usually because I have bought too much stuff, and they stand out going around the carousel !! But they last just as long as the expensive brands 🤭
 
Hey, I have a few american bags, usually because I have bought too much stuff, and they stand out going around the carousel !! But they last just as long as the expensive brands 🤭
It weighs a tonne though and is clunky to move around..... and it's boring black, that's all they had! It was that or nothing...
 

Become an AFF member!

Join Australian Frequent Flyer (AFF) for free and unlock insider tips, exclusive deals, and global meetups with 65,000+ frequent flyers.

AFF members can also access our Frequent Flyer Training courses, and upgrade to Fast-track your way to expert traveller status and unlock even more exclusive discounts!

AFF forum abbreviations

Wondering about Y, J or any of the other abbreviations used on our forum?

Check out our guide to common AFF acronyms & abbreviations.
Back
Top