Don't think I've been to a Hilton with afternoon tea TBH. Conrads seem to have it, though.
Hilton Diamond
Hilton Kuching
2 rooms 5 nights
Some sort of discount rate
Booked King Exec x 2, given King Exec and King Suite. Free internet, water etc. 2x plate of fresh fruit and chocs in the room.
Hotel very small and looks a little run down but the staff are very nice and do their best. It's rather old but very well priced (~100AUD for king exec room!) and the buffet spread in the main restaurant is actually very good. I've been to many a buffet and this breakfast covers all the main bases but also has a noodle station, roti canai/prata and congee. Their dinner is also decent, they even have a giant paella and a steamboat section.
Kuching and Sarawak need to market themselves to the rest of the world as I've heard a lot about Sabah and KK but nothing about this area. It's really amazing, tonnes of wildlife and stupidly cheap. Restaurant dishes can be had for 1-2 AUD and taxis are cheap too.