You do realize the report is from someone that works for the same group of companies as JQ, (and its not Apr 1) and that person walks in and out of aircraft numerous times each working day?
As far as I am concerned only a refueler would be a more credible reporter of the goings on with airlines in DRW.
And if this is the case and this person does work for the QF group, they would be breaching their EBA/contract by making these public statements without the approval of their manager/s.