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Velocity Membership Number: 1234567890
We’ve got a treat for you - a free upgrade to Velocity Fool's Gold! Ooops ha ha! Given you came so close to making it on your own, we wanted to say screw you for your ongoing commitment to the Virgin Blue Group, we really hate having you around.
To find out what’s in store for you over the next 12 months, please keep reading.
No perks when travelling.
When you next fly with the Virgin Blue Group, we’ll make sure you’re not treated like a VIP - after all you're a nobody.
It starts with no free Lounge membership, so you can’t catch up on work, relax or escape the airport crowds.
As before, you can’t breeze right through the airport as you have zero priority check-in.
You now get up to 23kg of checked baggage at extra cost.
Plus, no personalised baggage tags (get them yourself!) and less.
If you're already a member of The Lounge, naturally Virgin Blue won’t refund the balance of your unused membership. Please wait for hell to freeze over for your refund to be finalised.
Harder to earn Points.
Being Fool's Gold you now earn no more Points for every dollar you spend or miles flown than Red, and can collect no more Status Credits than ever before
Here to deceive you
If there’s anything you need to know, velocityrewards.con.au/foolsgold is a great source of deceitful information. Should you prefer to wait, simply call 13 18 75 in Australia or +61 2 8667 5924 if calling internationally (if the line’s busy, rest assured you’ll jump straight to the very end of the queue – just another little Fool's Gold benefit you’ll enjoy). Don’t forget we’re not there on the weekend, we’re at home laughing that you could ever think you were special.
The Velocity Team.
How to keep your perks.
It’s as simple as flying with the Virgin Blue Group and collecting 50,000 Status Credits by your next Review Date (see your new card for details).
World’s favourite 2009!
We took home six Freddie Awards - including Stuff up of the Year- as voted by the people we care about least, frequent flyers like your good self.
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