The totally off-topic thread

[cove]

Gee drron your suntan lotion is working a treat based on your photo! No vitamin D deficiency.

 

[cove]

And I just caught on that munitalp is platinum spelt backwards. Thanks oneworldplus2 for that information. I must admit I am better reversing words like radar.

 

[drron]

Gee drron your suntan lotion is working a treat based on your photo! No vitamin D deficiency.

It fades quickly though.

 

[Pushka]

I have a vitamin D deficiency. A test was done in March. I'm fair and burn easily. Dr suggested I take more sunshine. Oh wait, should I check with the skin specialist I see. Maybe it was winter. Oh wait, the test was done at the end of a hot summer. Oh well, take Ostelin then. Sigh.

 

[JohnK]

I can't believe it is almost June. Where has this year gone?

 

[JessicaTam]

And I just caught on that munitalp is platinum spelt backwards. Thanks oneworldplus2 for that information. I must admit I am better reversing words like radar.

Just now?

LMFAO.

 

[Princess Fiona]

So the Friday Funny letter arrived today courtesy of GIO insurance.
Apparently my car was involved in an accident in May last year and I owe them $1000.
Only problem is the accident happened in Subiaco :!:
After giving my car a stern talking to in my driveway in NSW, I called up GIO.
The operator asked if I'd lent my car to someone
I don't think she was impressed when I started laughing

 

[Flashback]

Just arrived into the office, fresh off the Louis Vuitton express.

 

[Pushka]

So the Friday Funny letter arrived today courtesy of GIO insurance.
Apparently my car was involved in an accident in May last year and I owe them $1000.
Only problem is the accident happened in Subiaco :!:
After giving my car a stern talking to in my driveway in NSW, I called up GIO.
The operator asked if I'd lent my car to someone
I don't think she was impressed when I started laughing

It's just amazing when people do this. Like when you have a computer problem and the tech guy asks if you've turned it on. We had a tradesman tell us over the phone that we didn't have a front fence. Oh really?

 

[flyingfan]

It's just amazing when people do this. Like when you have a computer problem and the tech guy asks if you've turned it on. We had a tradesman tell us over the phone that we didn't have a front fence. Oh really?

While I'll pay the zany insurance and tradie queries, never underestimate the ineptitude of some of the people who call computer tech lines

 

[medhead]

While I'll pay the zany insurance and tradie queries, never underestimate the ineptitude of some of the people who call computer tech lines

And never underestimate the ineptitude of some of the people who answer computer tech lines.

 

[whatmeworry]

I have a vitamin D deficiency. A test was done in March. I'm fair and burn easily. Dr suggested I take more sunshine. Oh wait, should I check with the skin specialist I see. Maybe it was winter. Oh wait, the test was done at the end of a hot summer. Oh well, take Ostelin then. Sigh.

My Dad (aged 79) has just been diagnosed with Vitamin D deficiency. He is outside fairly often in the garden, so it must be his age. Doctor prescribed Caltrate with Vitamin D.

 

[drron]

Well we got the computer scam call tonight.
Mrsdrron hung up and I went and opened a bottle of Tim Adams 1990 Aberfeldy shiraz.Brilliant.

 

[JessicaTam]

Well we got the computer scam call tonight.
Mrsdrron hung up and I went and opened a bottle of Tim Adams 1990 Aberfeldy shiraz.Brilliant.

Do you open a bottle of red each time you get a scam phone call?

 

[drron]

Do you open a bottle of red each time you get a scam phone call?

Any excuse is fine by me!

 

[Flashback]

Any excuse is fine by me!

What's your phone number? :mrgreen:

 

[Katie]

So the Friday Funny letter arrived today courtesy of GIO insurance.
Apparently my car was involved in an accident in May last year and I owe them $1000.
Only problem is the accident happened in Subiaco :!:
After giving my car a stern talking to in my driveway in NSW, I called up GIO.
The operator asked if I'd lent my car to someone
I don't think she was impressed when I started laughing

You sure one of the kids didn't go for a little weekend jaunt???

 

[JohnK]

Amazing how sometimes the simple things are great.

Just had a stir fry containing home grown pumpkin (wish I knew how to upload photos), squash, red capsicum, onion and some vegetable oil.

Delicious and cost almost nothing for the ingredients or the preparation.

Need to go buy some more squash. Have plenty of pumpkin. Wish I had brought up some more from Sydney.

 

[whatmeworry]

Looks like petrol will cost more with the lower dollar.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-05-20/petrol-prices-set-to-surge-on-dollar-decline/4701226

 

[Flashback]

Looks like petrol will cost more with the lower dollar.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-05-20/petrol-prices-set-to-surge-on-dollar-decline/4701226

Any excuse (notice how quickly) to raise. Why aren't they ever so quick to lower