That was embarrassing! Some numpty parked too close to the driver's door of my car at Blue Depot. Because I'm in shape (OK, round is a shape!) & my body is a temple (OK, it's a Buddhist temple!), I could not squeeze into my car.
So I asked the first person that I saw & asked them if they could get into the car & roll it back for me so I could get in & drive home. The security guard obliged but when I was telling him what he needed to do, I asked him if he knew how to drive a manual. He didn't.
Then I had to explain to him which pedal was the clutch so he could put it in so I could get the car into neutral. Because he could not see his feet & which pedal was the clutch, he gets his little security guard torch out & I pointed out which one the clutch was. He then put the clutch in, I put it into neutral & we rolled the car backwards down the incline.