Can't believe I'm less than 1,500 posts off 10,000. Where did the postage go?

(Need one of those time graphs that show posts made versus time)
Might have cracked it by now if not by virtue of the Playground-doesn't-count rule. (Got nothing against the rule, though).
Main problem is my title changes at 10,000. I don't know about the other 10,000+ members, but I don't like the title, "Posting Enthusiast". I'd rather stay as a "Senior Member" (and being on here for about 8 years or so now, that's probably pushing into forum-geriatric territory!).

(No, mods, don't contact me to join the Moderator team - I can't and won't do it!)
Gonna be interesting until then......