MEN DIE FIRST FOR A REASON
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?
· If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
· If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
· If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
· If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
· If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
· If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your @ss and find something better.
· If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism.
· If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
· If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
· If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
· If you cry, you're a wimp.
· If you don't, you're an insensitive cough.
· If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
· If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
· If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
· If she asks you, it's a favour.
· If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert.
· If you don't, you're gay.
· If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
· If you don't, you're unromantic.
· If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
· If you don't, you're a slob.
· If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
· If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
· If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
· If you don't, you're not ambitious.
· If she has a headache, she's tired.
· If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
· If you want it Too often, you're oversexed.
· If you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
THEY WANT TO!!
