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NO ! these pants were not around 43 years ago ! So this November we have been married for 43 years. Or last April we have been married for 18 years - I am so sweet and loveable that he married me twice :shock: :lol:

So if my maths is correct he was studying at Frome Road at the time?
 
We did that one year. SWMBO: "is it our wedding anniversary today?" Me: looks at watch "19th, oh! Yep it is." It doesn't help that we were married on Easter Saturday. A fact that was noted as making it easy to remember the date each year. Actually the date gets forgotten. But there is always a happy anniversary at Easter. ;)
 
OMG !!!!!!!!!! I think drron and I will have to get married again for a third time and can I use your vows ? ( with a couple of changes !)

Our second was in Vegas by Elvis at the Graceland wedding Chapel, Ron had to promise to be my hunk-hunk a burning love and I had to promise not to step on his blue suede shoes !

Yes, our 2nd time around was with Elvis at Graceland too !!

I proposed to AB at Heathrow Airport, as he had no idea we were going to Vegas enroute home from UK. (long story - I have a habit of taking my family on holidays without telling them where or when we are going LOL)

Star Trek has now gone from the Hilton at Vegas, not as much " fun " as Elvis.

You are welcome to re-write/use Tegan's words.
 
We did that one year. SWMBO: "is it our wedding anniversary today?" Me: looks at watch "19th, oh! Yep it is." It doesn't help that we were married on Easter Saturday. A fact that was noted as making it easy to remember the date each year. Actually the date gets forgotten. But there is always a happy anniversary at Easter. ;)

We made it super easy, although SWMBO does feel that she misses out somewhere, as we got engaged on her birthday and married on her birthday. Makes forgetting less likely, but the consequences of forgetting are multiplied!

The mistake would be if I combined the presents, although in recent years we have tended to get ourselves a joint present for the anniversary. Doesn't help that the these events occur around Father's day, further diluting the birthday side of things!
 
Up against all these "senior" married couples on AFF, I feel positively a beginner as Mrs QF WP and I clock up 11 years married this Saturday (and 12 years since we first met - 5 July 2002, I will never forget it).

No, don't ever forget. I made a bit of a faux pas on Sunday, when I realised something had been worrying me all day. I thought it was our wedding anniversary, and casually asked my wife whether she knew what the previous day was. 'Saturday' she said, looking puzzled. When I said 'Wasn't it our WA?' she replied 'Next month, dear.'

However, she did forget a couple of years ago when we were in Santorini, and I was able to remind her.

QF WP has a good way to remember his wedding anniversary have it the day before his birthday, harder to forget that way.

Congrats on those with recent wedding anniversaries, I have to keep reminding myself of sunscreen song.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t
 
As I started reading your post below that of JohnK, I at first thought you had a couple of goes at the rat meat :oops: :lol:

Haha I had to look to check that I had included Cove's post.:)

Maybe the Cambodians are shipping them off to China. I remember reading an article in a Chinese (English) newspaper about a ratcatcher having a bumper harvest one year and salting down the oversupply in barrels. Of course myself, I prefer rat cake, rat sorbet or rat pudding. :lol:
 
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A unique harvest is under way in the rice fields of Cambodia, where tens of thousands of wild rats are being trapped alive each day to feed a growing export market for the meat of rural rodents.


There are people that consider rats meat a delicacy? :confused:

There are also people who think human 'meat' is a delicacy.

That does not make them correct either IMHO.
 
Murphy's Law, battery needs to be changed in Smoke Detector at your fathers house - with 16 foot high ceilings, the week hubby is away.....

 
When my elderly neighbour has this problem, I call the fire brigade and they usually turn up after the rush hour (when they expect fewer car crashes to sort out), and replace the battery free of charge.

Murphy's Law, battery needs to be changed in Smoke Detector at your fathers house - with 16 foot high ceilings, the week hubby is away.....

 
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Another Murphys Law. The alarm always starts chirping at 2am.

Yep, he phoned me at work to say it had been going off since 3am. Heights don't worry me, the condition of the wooden ladder from the Ark, with me on the top run was not enjoyable.
Return journey tomorrow night, as he wants the other smoke detector battery changed before it starts going off. At least I can move the dining table & put smaller ladder on the table to reach this next one.
 
Please don't climb on ladders once you reach a certain age. The casualty statistics of serious injuries from ladder falls is surprisingly bad. My very fit and able next door neighbour fell from a ladder two years ago. Her screams were awful. A lacerated liver, two broken ribs and fractured ankle and leg. I spoke to her the other day and she said it's taken her two years to recover. She still has a significant limp.
 
They are big rats!
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A unique harvest is under way in the rice fields of Cambodia, where tens of thousands of wild rats are being trapped alive each day to feed a growing export market for the meat of rural rodents.

BBC News - Cambodian rat meat: A growing export market

I think this is the best of the story - taken from the "rat's mouth" so to say (the rat catchers who knows all about their product):

On a good night, he can catch up to 25kg of rats.

"After the harvest season the rats don't have much food to eat, so it is a good time to catch them," he said, unloading his motorcycle of several large, steel cages filled with rats at the home of the local rat trader.


Though rat meat tastes "a bit like pork," Mr Chhim said it was not really his preferred meal.

"We sell the rats for money and buy fish instead," said Chin Chon, 36, another rat catcher as he dropped off several more packed cages to be weighed, graded and repacked for export.

A bit like a now closed-down well-known cheap & cheerful Asian restaurant in Kingsford near to UNSW. Always packed at lunch and dinner with students and locals due to the slightly larger serves they gave than their competitors.

Luckily I never ate there - something just didn't seem right when I saw a friend's take-away chicken rice noodles. The chicken was not in lumps but virtually shredded with no pieces more than roughly an inch or 2.54cm long. The Asian food place in the UNSW Roundhouse was around 50 cents to $1 more depending on the dish but you literally got chunks you could get your teeth into vs this that looked more destined for between your teeth.

One instance where being choosy about food REALLY paid off.

Raided multiple times and fined. The first time they appealed to the student newspaper and got a story that the other shops were jealous of their success etc etc.

Over this same time period there were several articles in the SMH about the 'disappearing pigeons' from Town Hall. Many letters about where they could be going....

If only people knew....

Yes, each time this restaurant got raided they found its two commercial freezers were stacked full of pigeons and they never had the receipts and could not name the supplier. But pigeon was not on the menu, chicken was and so was pork (see the link to the rat story??). This was only revealed to the public after the third raid and the student newspaper wrote it up (never pays to lie to and get caught out by uni students with free legal service and no assets).

Graphic full front page photo (now how did they get that...) of one of the freezers with its lid open {if you are really desperate to get an idea of what it looked like then read the BBC article and scroll down to the two women working}.

After the third prosecution in about 18 months the place shut down. Seems uni students stopped going there. Don't know whether they were finally refused a food license (doubt it) or the lack of customers (the power of the media) did it.

It is amazing how many ways you can work the word "pigeon" into a conversation while you're at uni - I 'dined' out on my not eating there vs my friends for over a year. And yes, I got to pick where we'd eat for the next two years.
 
They are big rats!


Oh yes, another version of Crocodile Dundee.

"You call that a big rat, that's not a big rat, this is a big rat!"

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It is the size of a small cat and enough to strike fear into anyone who sees it – but it could become a common sight in cities around the country.
A giant rat was caught in Liverpool and measured two feet long from its nose to its tail. The man holding it is 6' 2" or nearly 190cm tall.

For the newer AFFers - 2 feet = 50.8 cm

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They are big rats!

Ok, only one more.

The appearance of a massive rat in a Stockholm family's kitchen has made headlines in Sweden, where it is being dubbed "Ratzilla".
Measuring 40cm (nearly 16in) plus tail, the creature terrified the family in Solna district.

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Yes that is a rat trap not a mouse trap. So just the length of the body was 40cm and a rat's tail is normally 2/3rds or so the length of its body.

Voila - we have a widescreen rat - 69cm!

I always new the big screen TVs would lead to bad things.

The Stockholm rat weighed about a kilo (2.2lb), Mr Korsas believes. Despite regular media speculation, there appears to be little evidence of rats getting bigger in developed countries. However, scientists do believe they could eventually grow into the size of sheep, Dr Jan Zalasiewicz, of the University of Leicester in the UK, recently told the BBC.
 
The Stockholm rat weighed about a kilo (2.2lb), Mr Korsas believes. Despite regular media speculation, there appears to be little evidence of rats getting bigger in developed countries. However, scientists do believe they could eventually grow into the size of sheep, Dr Jan Zalasiewicz, of the University of Leicester in the UK, recently told the BBC.

Finally, someone to challenge ManBearPig.

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