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In my experience, you do. I was resident and working in Canada for a few years. I had to pay Canadian Provincial and Federal income tax on my earnings there. I still had to file an Australian income tax return and in my case for two years I paid a small top-up as the ATO thought I hadn't been bled enough on my Canadian pay. Because the Canadian tax year is calendar, and the Australian one is 'Financial', the lags (especially between Quebec and Canadian Federal income tax interaction, but also between them and Australia) were up to 18 months, I was still filing triple returns for 2 years after I came back to Australia. :rolleyes:

I didn't have to. Lived o/s for many years, not required to pay tax in Australia. Guess it depends on agreements between particular countries and type of employee (PAYE etc).
 
Yesterday I learnt that Copenhagen's green carbon neutral policy has nothing to do with a laneway called Green Light District. Well, I guess it's green and possibly organic but also a street of pop ups dedicated to the sale of all things pot! Completely illegal and controlled by gangs. And the aggressive 'no photos' as I innocently thought what a cute name and tried taking a photo as I approached the street by a guy in black sunnies, did not alert me to all the variations of pot that are available. Not even the smell was a giveaway.

We departed after seeing all the gang members controlling the sales I was then concerned that we'd both absorbed the smell on our clothing when we tried entering the ship. What a fun day it was.
How long are you in Amsterdam - it's legal there and there is quite a pervasive and characteristic odour in many places :rolleyes:
 
Yesterday I learnt that Copenhagen's green carbon neutral policy has nothing to do with a laneway called Green Light District. Well, I guess it's green and possibly organic but also a street of pop ups dedicated to the sale of all things pot! Completely illegal and controlled by gangs. And the aggressive 'no photos' as I innocently thought what a cute name and tried taking a photo as I approached the street by a guy in black sunnies, did not alert me to all the variations of pot that are available. Not even the smell was a giveaway.

We departed after seeing all the gang members controlling the sales I was then concerned that we'd both absorbed the smell on our clothing when we tried entering the ship. What a fun day it was.
Ha, good old Christiana.
 
I didn't have to. Lived o/s for many years, not required to pay tax in Australia. Guess it depends on agreements between particular countries and type of employee (PAYE etc).

It depends on how you intend to declare yourself to the Australian government, and the agreements between the other country and Australia with respect to tax.

I lived in Switzerland for 15 months. I was a resident of Switzerland (not a permanent one, but a resident nonetheless) and of course had to pay Swiss taxes (administered by the canton). I asked our family accountant for advice before I left Australia regarding tax status in Australia.

He said to me that I had a choice of declaring whether I was an Australian resident for tax purposes, or not. In theory, there is nothing wrong with the latter option and it means I wouldn't be subject to any Australian tax for earnings outside Australia. However, he said that if I were to declare myself a non-resident, I would lose tax-related benefits accorded to Australian residents - OK not a big deal. The other thing, he said, was that if I were to return to Australia and thus re-declare myself as a resident for tax purposes again, the tax office may investigate a possible case of tax evasion. If it was more than five years away, maybe not a big deal, but less than that would be suspicious.

Given that the maximum I was likely going to be in Switzerland would be three years (very optimistic) at the time, I decided not to declare myself a non-resident for tax purposes in Australia. Whether or not I would have been subjected to scrutiny had I gone through with it is moot, though I ended up having to pay additional tax in Australia. (Switzerland and Australia have a double taxation agreement which means you pay the relevant government the difference between the taxes due based on the same income in both jurisdictions). Thanks to some shrewd deductions by our accountant, the amount I had to pay the ATO was rather small, cf. many thousands of dollars. It does go to show that I was not paying so much tax in Switzerland, even though I lived in one of the highest taxing cantons in the confederation!

One thing now is that since HECS/HELP has been ruled by the government as payable irrespective of where you live in the world, there's nothing you can do to escape that bit of taxation (except death, I assume). That said, I'm not sure if Australia would issue an Interpol after you if you fail to declare and pay your HECS/HELP debt each year.
 
Can you still call it a nap, if you sleep for 3hrs?

I would be!

I napped for close to 2 hours this afternoon - and it was a solid sleep too. Cat came along and curled up in the pillow. Dog stayed in the lounge with the heater.
 
Amazing what comes up on google-
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/2dpes0/scott_ludlam_show_the_public_your_new_zealand/

So in 2014 Ludlam was asked to prove he was not a New Zealand citizen.And the penny didn't drop?

So, part of your day job is deciding how to manage the Nations budget ... you have been doing this role for around 10 years and have been paid a pretty decent sum for your time.

After 10 years of employment - you go on TV and proudly admit your only assets are a computer and some shoes....

How many think this bloke should be employed to manage a budget?
 
One thing now is that since HECS/HELP has been ruled by the government as payable irrespective of where you live in the world, there's nothing you can do to escape that bit of taxation (except death, I assume). That said, I'm not sure if Australia would issue an Interpol after you if you fail to declare and pay your HECS/HELP debt each year.

Depending how big the debt some might choose to give up their Oz passport or never come back. Plenty of high earning OS US citizens giving up citizenship to avoid double taxation.
 
Depending how big the debt some might choose to give up their Oz passport or never come back. Plenty of high earning OS US citizens giving up citizenship to avoid double taxation.

AFAICT it is a rather expensive, lengthy and arduous proposition for a US citizen to renounce their citizenship. Of course, the savings in double taxation may offset that.

I wonder what the provisions are for an Australian citizen to renounce their citizenship? Barring, of course, the fairly new legislation which says that you can be stripped of citizenship as long as (a) you are a citizen of another country, and (b) you have been involved in terrorist activity.
 
You don't realise how peaceful your street is until a new neighbour moves in with a drum kit.

Trying to remind myself that it's only 9.30pm on a Saturday night so noise is ok but he's SO bad at it, it's doing my head in.

He beats out a few lines from a popular song, stuffs it up and repeat.

He's about 4 houses away, dont know how the immediate neighbours stand it.

He also plays in the afternoon, which must be killing my night shift working, stroppy brother in law next door. Late afternoon is like 4am for us,body clock time wise.
 
You don't realise how peaceful your street is until a new neighbour moves in with a drum kit.

Trying to remind myself that it's only 9.30pm on a Saturday night so noise is ok but he's SO bad at it, it's doing my head in.

He beats out a few lines from a popular song, stuffs it up and repeat.

He's about 4 houses away, dont know how the immediate neighbours stand it.

He also plays in the afternoon, which must be killing my night shift working, stroppy brother in law next door. Late afternoon is like 4am for us,body clock time wise.

Musical instruments, particularly for those with school-aged children, is a tough one in a neighbourhood.

I played viola and piano in high school, though I wish there was a soundproof room where I could practice. (Even playing the piano with headphones plugged in just isn't the same). I might have also used the practice rooms at school, but they were also in frequent use by other students (plus that means having to arrive at school extremely early every day).

I wasn't a virtuoso either so yes there were times where it wasn't all that pleasant to listen to me. Part of the reason I did little practice at home was due to not wanting to annoy the neighbours, but the other was because my dad would make an effort to try and listen and offer (often negative) critique. It's quite a wonder how I managed to work myself up the ranks to the school's symphony orchestra in year 12.
 
One my husband's many hobbies is guitar, he's been playing for 30+ years, inc in bands, and can blast the neighbour away with a selection of amps and many guitars (he almost never use the amps loudly at home). But at least when he plays, the music is played correctly.

This guy is like he woke up and thought, I always wanted to play drums, but he's never had a lesson in his life.

I suspect he'll have to stop at midnight, as that's council rules.

Right now my husband's snoring, swimming pool chlorine and mountain air from hiking today, is annoying me more than the drums :).
 
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This guy is like he woke up and thought, I always wanted to play drums, but he's never had a lesson in his life.

Well, you know how it goes... if you're too dumb to play an instrument, they give you two sticks and turn you into a drummer. :p

And, if you're too dumb to play the drums, they take one stick away, and turn you into a conductor. :mrgreen:
 
Neighbours on the footpath down the road. Cops sending them back to their homes, saying " I'll come talk to you soon". One guy is from across the road and just standing there. Other neighbour loudly saying, "I've got a baby and it's every single day, he's playing that bull****. Every day. I'm sick of it, my wife is sick of e, the neighbours are sick of it".

Guy across the road yelling, "I've lived here peacefully for 20yrs, you've been here a couple of weeks and it's gone to ****".

At least I can't hear my husband's snoring when I'm outside :)
 
BTW. This is the most I've seen of my neighbours in the 20yrs I've lived here. We keep to ourselves, I don't even know their names.
 
To be honest, the guys allowed to make noise until midnight on the weekend so they should have waited until then to call the cops but I don't live next door to it either, or have a baby trying to sleep.

One cop across the road, the other inside drum boys house.

I guess I'm going to learn my neighbours names when they come see me with a noise complaint form to sign because drum boys neighbour just announce "we're all going to complain to council to get rid of the f ing drums".

Haven't seen or heard from drum boy.
 
Well, you know how it goes... if you're too dumb to play an instrument, they give you two sticks and turn you into a drummer. :p

And, if you're too dumb to play the drums, they take one stick away, and turn you into a conductor. :mrgreen:

I once sat next to a conductor on a flight, I admitted my ignorance and said but what do you do?

He asked me to close my eyes and open them when I get to 20. I was way off. He said, "I keep the music in time".

Very basic lesson but I still remember it 15+yrs later.
 
I'm surprised that it would take a mere petition or a collective noise complaint to put the smack down on this new "rowdy" neighbour, yet you have situations of tenants from hell or owners who are profane to the wazoo, dig up holes all over their yard, rubbish strewn all over, broken down cars all over the lawn etc. ad nauseum.... and no matter how many people find this objectionable, everyone including the council can't do jack about it (or in the case of the council, won't do...)

Yes, I'm talking about all of those ones on ACA etc...
 
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I once sat next to a conductor on a flight, I admitted my ignorance and said but what do you do?

He asked me to close my eyes and open them when I get to 20. I was way off. He said, "I keep the music in time".

Very basic lesson but I still remember it 15+yrs later.

Our symphony conductor - a rather lighthearted and yet very well-directed fellow - lightened up the mood one early morning rehearsal with that joke. He was always making remarks like, "OK, I want you to play that trumpet part like you own it. Play that trumpet so loud that <name of the flute player sitting in front of the trumpet>'s hair blasts forward." Cue laughs from the orchestra, including the flortist.
 
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