The totally off-topic thread

[RooFlyer]

It’s no different a process to a burial up to the final part. In terms of establishing death.

In his will, my ( Scottish) gggrandfather specified "the electric shock treatment to be applied to my body before committing it to the earth" - to make sure he wasn't buried alive! And really up with the new technology, those Victorians

 

[JohnK]

Always add a stake is what you are saying?

Not quite.

 

[Pushka]

In his will, my ( Scottish) gggrandfather specified "the electric shock treatment to be applied to my body before committing it to the earth" - to make sure he wasn't buried alive! And really up with the new technology, those Victorians

But what if that shocks him back

 

[RooFlyer]

<Heavy scots accent> "I told ye so! $#!!*& doctors!"

 

[JohnK]

It’s no different a process to a burial up to the final part. In terms of establishing death.

I don't believe in cremation.

Don't really believe in death either. We may depart this place but it's not the end of the journey.

 

[junbugging]

I don't believe in cremation.

Don't really believe in death either. We may depart this place but it's not the end of the journey.

I believe in cremation. I believe in death, too. We depart this place and it's the end of the journey.

 

[Denali]

I don't believe in cremation.
Don't really believe in death either. We may depart this place but it's not the end of the journey.

In your afterlife, will people continue to recline in heaven?

 

[TheRealTMA]

I don't believe in cremation.

Don't really believe in death either. We may depart this place but it's not the end of the journey.

In your 'afterlife' will you still work for a company that doesn't appreciate you?

 

[Cossie]

Thought this may be of interest given some of the previous posts.....

Prisoner declared dead by three doctors wakes up in mortuary

 

[Cossie]

Well as to be expected, my new years resolutions didn't last long......

 

[GarrettM]

Don't really believe in death either.

 

[JohnK]

In your 'afterlife' will you still work for a company that doesn't appreciate you?

Don't know. I will be sure to let you know once I'm there.

Came in to office this morning to see a comment from manager regarding a comment I posted last night in a job.

"This is awsome info!".

Oh they have had a fantastic deal employing me. They can afford to employee others that bludge.

 

[junbugging]

Wouldn't the existence of an afterlife preclude "character assassination"?

 

[Pushka]

If there was an afterlife then surely wouldn’t most people already know that? It would be a reality not a belief.

 

[ethernet]

As a doctor once said 'All my patients die' eventually. I just help them for the present.
Are Electricians delighted when they go?
Optometrists - Robbing you blind
That speeding driver has 'passed' away
When a cook dies, does he go 'off'

As for a job in the afterlife : A muslim goes to heaven...

 

[love_the_life]

Well as to be expected, my new years resolutions didn't last long......

Well I suppose it depends what they were.

 

[love_the_life]

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Have you been watching Lucifer on Netflix?

 

[GarrettM]

Have you been watching Lucifer on Netflix?

No that was more of a Terry Pratchett reference. I think. I am aware of Lucifer and I considered checking it out. But never found the motivation.

 

[JohnK]

If there was an afterlife then surely wouldn’t most people already know that? It would be a reality not a belief.

Some people do know already.

What ever your belief there is no simple explanation.

 

[love_the_life]

No that was more of a Terry Pratchett reference. I think. I am aware of Lucifer and I considered checking it out. But never found the motivation.

Actually I thought it looked more Monty Python.