Dear Qantas,
Like all passionate full-on relationships, we have had our ups and downs.
It's been a very full-on year - we have spent more time together than ever before, almost 2400 days (SCs), but lately I've been feeling like it's just not enough, like there's something missing, just feeling a little.... how you say..... unsatisfied....
I've even developed a little wandering eye - flirting not so innocently with a young Virgin, who whilst not having your experience, does have a little more of that attractive chemistry that makes the dalliance so Golden.
Recently I've tried all avenues to reach out to you in an attempt to re-spark things, to perhaps propel our relationship to even loftier heights.
But you've denied all my pleas to join me in Double Status Credit Relationship Counseling
I still hold hopes for our relationship in the long term..... But you seem too busy to spend the quality time with me that I'm looking for right now. Hopefully you'll forgive me for spending more time with my Virgin mistress for now......
Time to start playing 'hard to get'
Just remember - I'm willing to welcome you back with a big reward if you decide to share more love with me xx_