My daughter just posted this on FB after going thru security at MEL tonight...
Going through airport security
Bomb testing guy: Ma'am, I'm going to need to scan your bag & jacket
Me: No problem
Guy: Do you go to the gym often?
Me: *confused, wondering if people often construct bombs at the gym*
Me: Ah, yeah? I train 4-5 nights a week, why?
Guy: *smirking* I can see your muscles
Sometimes, I'm actually grateful that I'm not quick enough to come up with a witty retort about guns at an airport.
Also, someone remind me to throw out every sleeveless shirt I own when I get home.