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United don't ceiling panels fall down while ..........
 
I think I will take Mrscove to Vivid this long weekend because I can. .

Cove - go inside the Opera House... they have the stairs roped off saying "ticket holders only" tell them you are going to the "purple bar".
Once inside walk up the stairs on the left hand side, you will have wonderful views of the city, then of the harbour once at the front. (also art exhibition). We were the only ones there. The bar is the next flight down. Then when you come back down the stairs take the exit doors right beside you, this will bring you out right under the sails. All the crowds will be behind the roped off area, and again you will have the area mostly to yourself.
 
It sounds like you trapped a fly that was carrying a lot of eggs.

These have now hatched and probably hanging out around the same area
You are probably right. None so far this morning. Going away for 2 weeks this afternoon so the flies can have the apartment to themselves.
 
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Master of drumsticks, Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones, 75 today:
 

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A "deconstructed coffee" served in three beakers instead of a cup at a Melbourne cafe has caused a stir on social media, with the concoction being dubbed "peak hipster".

This is via Princess Fiona - but I thought it was hilarious -so hence posting on here as well !
 
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A "deconstructed coffee" served in three beakers instead of a cup at a Melbourne cafe has caused a stir on social media, with the concoction being dubbed "peak hipster".

This is via Princess Fiona - but I thought it was hilarious -so hence posting on here as well !

I cant believe I am stating this but it makes a lot of sense! :eek:
 
My daughter just posted this on FB after going thru security at MEL tonight...

Going through airport security
Bomb testing guy: Ma'am, I'm going to need to scan your bag & jacket
Me: No problem
Guy: Do you go to the gym often?
Me: *confused, wondering if people often construct bombs at the gym*
Me: Ah, yeah? I train 4-5 nights a week, why?
Guy: *smirking* I can see your muscles

Sometimes, I'm actually grateful that I'm not quick enough to come up with a witty retort about guns at an airport.
Also, someone remind me to throw out every sleeveless shirt I own when I get home.
 
My daughter just posted this on FB after going thru security at MEL tonight...

Going through airport security
Bomb testing guy: Ma'am, I'm going to need to scan your bag & jacket
Me: No problem
Guy: Do you go to the gym often?
Me: *confused, wondering if people often construct bombs at the gym*
Me: Ah, yeah? I train 4-5 nights a week, why?
Guy: *smirking* I can see your muscles

Sometimes, I'm actually grateful that I'm not quick enough to come up with a witty retort about guns at an airport.
Also, someone remind me to throw out every sleeveless shirt I own when I get home.

I wonder why she was chosen "at random", if not to take a closer look at the "muscles". Not acceptable really.
 
Friends in border patrol have quite clear rules about asking personal questions.

Much better then some of border control points across Europe I have crossed. Some want to chat for like 10-15 minutes and talk about their relatives in Australia who are 3 states away from me.
 
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