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That's what Mal said about buying degrees. :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

One of the uni pieces of paper that I have was basically bought. (the one I was discussing above). Actually, surprisingly enough a lot of degrees these days can just about be bought... the academic standards just aren't there, and the all important "make money" seems to over-rule logic.
 
Nahh.. a DC-9 ...
Then I assume there was a stop in ADL on the way over. From memory (and its a long time ago), I don't think the DC9s could make PER from the east coast non-stop, which made the 727s the birds used for trans-continental flights.
 
One of the uni pieces of paper that I have was basically bought. (the one I was discussing above). Actually, surprisingly enough a lot of degrees these days can just about be bought... the academic standards just aren't there, and the all important "make money" seems to over-rule logic.

Well, notwithstanding those that can produce excellent forgeries of degrees, thankfully most of the more "valuable" degrees just can't be coasted.

Getting into a degree program (undergraduate) I'll agree that standards have dropped, viz. full fee paying positions and - not to be discriminate - increasing quotas of acceptance of international students with decreasing English competency. (Although, mind you, the command of English from an increasing number of high school students who are "native speakers" leaves a lot to be desired!)

For example, take one of my degrees, which is Engineering. At the moment at UQ, the first year draft is typically around 1,000 students. The nominal attrition rate (through dropping out, failure, program change etc.) after first year is about 30%. Not many after that will drop out afterwards, although some will take longer to finish their degrees due to failing a course or two (I think the rule is fail three courses and you're out), although to compensate, in reality getting the passing grade for any given course is actually not a really big ask.

By the time you get to final (fourth) year Engineering, no one really wants you to fail. That doesn't mean that you're marked more leniently in your final year courses (almost quite the opposite, actually), but to put it very bluntly/curtly you would need to be a dim wit to not graduate due to failing a course in your final year.

Add to all of that the requirement of 60 days of documented practical experience (30 days with a professional engineer as the direct supervisor) and a Senior First Aid certificate, I think it's hard enough to stop people from cruising through Engineering.
 
Pleased to say that all went off without a hitch ; those of you who have me connected via the 'social network' can see my photo sporting a hot pink (Azalea they say....) sash :p
 
Pleased to say that all went off without a hitch ; those of you who have me connected via the 'social network' can see my photo sporting a hot pink (Azalea they say....) sash :p

Oooh, pretty. ;) I really should join that social networking site one day, although as I've been against it for many years (and my friends know that I hate it), I would have serious egg on my face for finally joining. Also, if I ever bought an Iphone - I would get an equal amount of ribbing...
 
Pleased to say that all went off without a hitch ; those of you who have me connected via the 'social network' can see my photo sporting a hot pink (Azalea they say....) sash :p

All the Bachelor degree graduates wear the same coloured sash at our uni, i.e. white.

When I collect my PhD, I get to wear a red sash with a tassled beret style hat.
 
Well I had a fun day today... took a day trip to a small town for a looksee, and the ~three hour train journey there turned into a six hour odyssey.

Perhaps I should sugar coat my words a little better, but some moron decided to attempt to tackle two trains ... of course lost and the obvious consequences occurred.

Train line was closed for about 90 mins (and we were at the train station behind the one where the incident occurred) so had to wait until the line re-opened. It was raining, and our train driver decided he had to be somewhere else, so left us basically (with a promise that another train was picking us up... which didn't turn up). So we were waiting in the rain for our non-existent train, until we migrated to the station office after it was apparent it was a no-show. Then finally a train turned up about 90 mins later, was "go slow" due to the crippled freight train in front of us which had been involved in the incident, and my train to the final destination was over 30 mins late.

Much chaos caused by the inconsiderate actions of one person.
 
my photo sporting a hot pink (Azalea they say....) sash :p

Having now seen said photo, can confirm it is very pink! It's the kind of pink that bridesmaids wear when the bride hates them, or is found in very dated formal dresses.

:D
 
Once you learn how to:
  • Make calls
  • Receive calls
  • Send SMS
  • Receive SMS
...there's probably not a lot more that matters in the short term:!:

Thanks Anat0l. I have successfully sent and received messages but haven't tried phoning anyone yet.....

Re my teaching I'm apparently too focused in the humanities with my univerisity education, even though one of the degrees is a Bachelor of Education. I've since done more study so I should reapply to NSW, especially since I live here now!
 
You there Flashware? I ran 4km in 24 minutes this morning. Puts me on target for 5km in 30 minutes when we race. Although I reckon I can easily get it under 28 minutes on the day. How's your training going? :cool:
 
You there Flashware? I ran 4km in 24 minutes this morning. Puts me on target for 5km in 30 minutes when we race. Although I reckon I can easily get it under 28 minutes on the day. How's your training going? :cool:

Too busy with work atm.
 
Now that you have graduated you are scared to race a girl? It's just a quick 5 km run. I'll go easy and let you choose a flat course if you don't want to run up big hills.

A business/commerce degree never taught one how to run 5km in under 30 minutes*. :)


*unless you joined the Defence Forces
 
Boy they breed them soft these days.Back in the 60s I used to do 50 mile runs.And could do it in around 9 hours-ie 16 consecutive 5km runs at 33 minutes each.And up and down hills.
 
Boy they breed them soft these days.Back in the 60s I used to do 50 mile runs.And could do it in around 9 hours-ie 16 consecutive 5km runs at 33 minutes each.And up and down hills.


When I was a lad, we used to run 50 miles before breakfast wearing barbed wire for shoes.:mrgreen:
 
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When I was a lad, we used to run 50 miles before breakfast wearing barbed wire for shoes.:mrgreen:

Last year I was running on the wrong side of a barbed wire fence hoping a crocodile didn't eat me. Then I realised I didn't need to be the fastest, just had to be faster than someone!
 
Oooh, pretty. ;) I really should join that social networking site one day, although as I've been against it for many years (and my friends know that I hate it), I would have serious egg on my face for finally joining. Also, if I ever bought an Iphone - I would get an equal amount of ribbing...
Unfortunately I am in the same boat. No social networking sites or iPhones. Why do I deprive myself of the luxuries in life? ;)
 
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