The totally off-topic thread

[Pushka]

Bah humbug!

What brought that on?

 

[blackcat20]

Went to our first Christmas party of the season last night.

 

[JessicaTam]

What brought that on?

Bl00dy Xmas starts almost as soon as Easter is over.

 

[Pushka]

Bl00dy Xmas starts almost as soon as Easter is over.

Oh ho ho ho to you then.

But just hearing the news for Adelaide - a 40 year old man known to police and not long released from jail drove a BMW into pedestrians near Target on Rundle Mall and four women seriously hurt. WT?

 

[GarrettM]

Have you checked to see if you have a sticky on you yet?
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Oddly enough we have been living together for seven years (married just the three) and she did say the other day she was feeling a little in a bit of a rut. I did double check she wasn't "itchy".

 

[JohnK]

Bl00dy Xmas starts almost as soon as Easter is over.

And Easter starts almost as soon as New Years is over.

 

[drron]

Went to our first Christmas party of the season last night.

I went one better and I am sure you would like what I ended up with.A medical quiz and 2 of us tied.As a tie breaker they judged us by the number of important people or celebs we had met.The other fellow was an AMA office bearer.I think he was meant to win but he didn't come close so I brought home the bottle of Moet.

 

[Denali]

Our office party is next week and CFO forcing me to go because I refused to go last year.

One year I got out of it by flying to NZ to see the last hobbit movie at midnight/release.

This year's menu includes salted geranium.

I'm totally going to hit McDonald's on the way home.

 

[blackcat20]

Our office party is next week and CFO forcing me to go because I refused to go last year.

One year I got out of it by flying to NZ to see the last hobbit movie at midnight/release.

This year's menu includes salted geranium.

I'm totally going to hit McDonald's on the way home.

We have our department party on a monday, lab party on the Wednesday and school party on the Thursday...

 

[GarrettM]

Our office party is next week and CFO forcing me to go because I refused to go last year.


This year's menu includes salted geranium.

I'm totally going to hit McDonald's on the way home.

Nobody wants to eat flowers at their Christmas party.

 

[serfty]

Bl00dy Xmas starts almost as soon as Easter is over.

I dunno ... there's generally most of an F1 season in between ...

 

[Denali]

Instagram site of the day. So much wrong...

Osha Isthis Ok (@osha_is_this_ok) • Instagram photos and videos

 

[JohnK]

The wife is having a garage sale today to offload a bunch of unwanted cough. So far we've had a lot of old blokes come and go.

How did you go? Are most things snapped up?

 

[Bindibuys]

Our office Christmas party was last night. Made our new labourer's night, offered an apprenticeship with us, another announced he & wife expecting their first child, and I beat the boss in a game of pool. Now they all think all I do all day is practice my shots. (pool table is in my office space - along with the fully stocked bar)

 

[drron]

The more drinks you have the steadier your pool cue becomes.I speak from experience.

 

[TheRealTMA]

The more drinks you have the steadier your pool cue becomes.I speak from experience.

But can you keep it on the table as well?

 

[drron]

Absolutely.

 

[TheRealTMA]

Absolutely.

LOL. YMSTBICNPC.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

LOL. YMSTBICNPC.

You will have to translate that !!

 

[drron]

This is really OT but when searching for the TAA plane type I flew to POM back in 1969 I came across this piece of nostalgia.